A rabbi, a Hindu, and a lawyer are in a car that breaks down in the countryside one evening.

Submitted by Kwen_Oellogg t3_1094qag in Jokes

They walk to a nearby farm and the farmer tells them it’s too late for a tow truck but he has only two extra beds and one of them will have to sleep in the barn. The Hindu says, “I’m humble, I’ll sleep in the barn.” But minutes later he returns and knocks on the door and says, “There is a cow in the barn. It’s against my beliefs to sleep in the same building as a cow.” So the rabbi says, “It’s okay, I’ll sleep in the barn.” But soon, he is back knocking on the door as well, saying, “There is a pig in the barn, and I cannot shelter in a building with a pig.” So the lawyer is forced to sleep in the barn. Shortly, there is another knock on the door and the farmer sighs and answers it. It’s the pig and the cow.

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JHugh4749 t1_j3w6r72 wrote

You would almost think that the pig and the cow would be okay with lawyers. After all, lawyers will get down and wallow in the muck and mud with the best/worst of them, and they are also full of bull shit.

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coorgtealover t1_j3w7e38 wrote

The premise for this joke is wrong. The Hindu should have complained about the pig.

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amgschnappi t1_j3wjugx wrote

Wtf Hindus can live with cows. They just cant eat any meat.

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could_use_a_snack t1_j3x481o wrote

This was an okay joke. But I'd like to hear the story that led to a rabbi, a hindu,. And a lawyer, driving in the countryside. That's got to be interesting.

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Adanar01 t1_j3xzv96 wrote

Completely misread this as a rabbit, a Hindu and a lawyer and was thoroughly confused for minute till I reread it.

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sagar-saiyan t1_j3y8756 wrote

Hindus don't have anything do to do not sleeping in the same room with a cow or any animal for that matter as long as its not a carnivore.

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Litmus44 t1_j3yvbmr wrote

Why are lawyers hated all over the world? Rhetorical question. Is there any country where they are well regarded and respected.

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kk074 t1_j3yw9ie wrote

So now the rabbi and the Hindu cannot sleep in the house so they have to sleep in the barn and now the lawyer has TWO empty beds to sleep on in the house! Brilliant!

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giraffebaconequation t1_j3zamig wrote

Replying to 24KTaterTots (#1,335,560)

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pokey1984 t1_j3zl1lv wrote

Replying to could_use_a_snack (#1,338,107)

Muslim and Jewish faiths aren't far apart when you get into them. It's not uncommon for folks to transfer between the two. So a Jewish man dies and his Rabbi and his converted Muslim brother hitch a ride to the funeral with his estate lawyer.

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Felix_likes_tofu t1_j403xds wrote

The cow and pig hand in a lawsuit complaining about a violation of accommodation regulations, safety at the workplace and harassment by their supervisor.

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AnotherWarGamer t1_j40axeu wrote

Replying to could_use_a_snack (#1,333,989)

A rabbi is ashamed of his lawyer, brother who does not practice his faith. All he does is work, and is obsessed with money. The rabbi decides that the best way to fix this is to bring him on a spiritual journey. Since the rabbi doesn't drive, he calls a taxi, and along come Piyush to pick them up. They drive for a few hours, finally leaving the city when the car breaks down...

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TheoremaEgregium t1_j40ik68 wrote

Replying to Litmus44 (#1,336,876)

They are very expensive, you normally only go near them when you're in trouble, and let's face it, in every court case there's a loser who thinks it's unfair and it's easy to blame your or the other person's lawyer for it.

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N4niner206 t1_j4117z3 wrote

Replying to mud_stacks (#1,339,798)

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