Submitted by ThebirdGretel t3_10g0kd2 in Jokes
upmxna t1_j524st9 wrote
Reply to comment by No-Orchid5378 in I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
I would start with going to the gym. Eat better (diet is HUGE). Get fit. Even if your face is ugly, a ripped body will massively improve your prospects, along with your confidence (which will improve your prospects even more).
Wear unwrinkled clothes. Shower every day and keep your facial hair groomed neatly. Find a nice fragrance. Women LOVE that shit!
Am I following any of this advice for myself? NO
No-Orchid5378 t1_j52530j wrote
My problem is that I’m married. It’s a sex problem, I like being married otherwise
Babyhal1956 t1_j52n8d0 wrote
You know why condoms are sold in 3 packs, six pack and 12 packs? 3 packs for high school kids (1 each for Friday Saturday and Sunday) 6 packs are for college kids (1 for each day of the week then they catch up their homework on Sunday), 12 packs are for married guys (1 for January, 1 for February…)
No-Orchid5378 t1_j52pkxk wrote
That’s a good one 😂 Take my upvote
upmxna t1_j5256yq wrote
Well then it’s misleading to say that you “can’t“ get any. Are you talking like impotence or something?
No-Orchid5378 t1_j52f5jq wrote
No it’s called a joke. Jokes are supposed to be misleading 😂 If they weren’t they’d be called facts and be funny less often.
upmxna t1_j52gffj wrote
What’s the joke?
No-Orchid5378 t1_j52gy5c wrote
Married men don’t have sex, come on man. What rock do you live under?
upmxna t1_j52if24 wrote
But you didn’t include the marriage part of the original “joke,” which is essential to the punchline.
A better delivery of that joke would’ve been:
Some of us can’t get any; we’re called “husbands.”
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