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ThenResell45 t1_j5j2tv0 wrote
‟Wrong. Nasty nasty, fake news. I didn’t walk into a bar. Not that bar. Its not the best.
I have the best bars, tremendous, huge bars.”
Loaks147 t1_j5jm1ri wrote
And what did Obama do that helped any American?
JustIncredible240 t1_j5jr829 wrote
^ is this the guy that walked into the bar?
FingerboyGaming t1_j5jxxv5 wrote
??
ApocalypseSpokesman t1_j5jzpdf wrote
I don't get it, and I'm 80% sure there's nothing to get
Cheddre t1_j5k4w10 wrote
Haha i get it
Cheddre t1_j5k4y7o wrote
A guy walks into a bar
Ow
ApplesAreSweet t1_j5k6och wrote
would be funnier without the two expletives in a row
FingerboyGaming t1_j5kasmx wrote
Could you explain?
umc_thunder72 t1_j5kbfem wrote
I'm trying to find the second expletive and just can't? Are you saying god damn is an expletive because that's a bit of a stretch to complain about.
vilovema t1_j5kbpzj wrote
I think it's a wordplay on the word racist. /s
Neat-Cold-7235 t1_j5kdmkf wrote
Maybe because “I” looks like bar?? I’m waiting for OP to explain
Neat-Cold-7235 t1_j5kdrhm wrote
Can you further explain lol
ApplesAreSweet t1_j5keem7 wrote
In what sense is goddamn not an expletive? It makes the joke less funny because it sounds awkward. The joke would've been best with just an emphasis on anyone.
24KTaterTots t1_j5kiirp wrote
A racist walked into a bar.
I'm not sure how someone can walk into a bar face first 27 times but that's what the people around him said when we found him unconscious.
JrbYtown t1_j5kj220 wrote
Health care you cunt
GladCricket t1_j5kl5nu wrote
Waiting on an explanation... not hopeful.
Unusual_Tea6755 t1_j5kt3qd wrote
Read this in the Golem voice. That actor reading trump tweets is about the funniest thing I've ever seen/heard.
Unusual_Tea6755 t1_j5ktaq0 wrote
OP had a stroke while writing the joke.
Cheddre t1_j5kv7p5 wrote
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umc_thunder72 t1_j5lkr0d wrote
I and, based on the downvotes, many others don't see how it makes the joke less funny. Personally I believe you're just butthurt someone said a swear online and God damn is only bad because it says god.
xiaosrightball t1_j5mv3zi wrote
i’m sorry i was high.
xiaosrightball t1_j5mv6iv wrote
i was high.
ChieflyBreak71 t1_j5j262v wrote
When Obama won in 2008, it taught us that anyone could be the president.
But when Trump won in 2016 it taught us that, ‟no really, goddamn fucking anyone can be the president.”