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baviktorovich t1_j6hzclc wrote

What branch of the military is best suited for a pirated?

The AARRRRRRRMY!

NO.. The navy, stupid.

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BioletVeauregarde33 t1_j6ky1vd wrote

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

It's not R, but it's not the C either. It's P, because without it all pirates would be irate!

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fuqdisshite t1_j6l8z5u wrote

What's a Pirates favorite letter?

The one he gets telling him he plays for the Mets now.

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whentheworldquiets t1_j6jq2hd wrote

People think that, but a pirate's first love is the brie.

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ExtReMe1983 t1_j6hyig6 wrote

And his favorite element?

Arrrrrrrgon!

No!

Wait!

GOLD.

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KlutzyAlgae t1_j6lynlb wrote

What’s a pirate’s worst nightmare?

  • A sunken chest and no booty.
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Mister_Moony t1_j6k5obj wrote

Jarlsberg was my dad's favorite cheese this really hits home lol

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INVaDER_SEaN t1_j6m3ki3 wrote

Isn't there a St Aaargh's in Cornwall?

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