Submitted by petertmcqueeny t3_10p261l in Jokes
Jarrrrrlsberg
Submitted by petertmcqueeny t3_10p261l in Jokes
Jarrrrrlsberg
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
It's not R, but it's not the C either. It's P, because without it all pirates would be irate!
What's a Pirates favorite letter?
The one he gets telling him he plays for the Mets now.
Chedaaaaarrrr
Better than the actual joke
Hav-arrrrrrrrr-it.
People think that, but a pirate's first love is the brie.
sARRgento pARRmesan
this is what I was thinking
Edamarrrgh.
Goudarrrrrrr
And his favorite element?
Arrrrrrrgon!
No!
Wait!
GOLD.
Philadelphiaaàarrrr
mozzaarrrrrrrrella
Hav-arrrrrrrrrr-ti.
What’s a pirate’s worst nightmare?
Jarlsberg was my dad's favorite cheese this really hits home lol
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Isn't there a St Aaargh's in Cornwall?
Sea four…
baviktorovich t1_j6hzclc wrote
What branch of the military is best suited for a pirated?
The AARRRRRRRMY!
NO.. The navy, stupid.