BioletVeauregarde33
BioletVeauregarde33 t1_j6n44ar wrote
Reply to comment by OriginalEmpress in What's the difference between a Munchkin, a dwarf and an Oompa-Loompah? by Arkvoodle42
There are so many differences from the book to the movie that Roald Dahl openly hated the latter.
BioletVeauregarde33 t1_j6mujgy wrote
Reply to comment by OriginalEmpress in What's the difference between a Munchkin, a dwarf and an Oompa-Loompah? by Arkvoodle42
Oh... I know what you're referring to.
Honestly, everything is better with the r*cism removed.
BioletVeauregarde33 t1_j6l6097 wrote
Reply to comment by OriginalEmpress in What's the difference between a Munchkin, a dwarf and an Oompa-Loompah? by Arkvoodle42
Yep! The Oompa Loompas were little hippie-like men!
BioletVeauregarde33 t1_j6ky1vd wrote
Reply to comment by baviktorovich in What's a pirate's favorite cheese? by petertmcqueeny
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
It's not R, but it's not the C either. It's P, because without it all pirates would be irate!
BioletVeauregarde33 t1_j6kxwam wrote
Reply to comment by ZarosRunescape in What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? by Oheligud
What's worse than the Holocaust?
Finding a quarter of a worm in your apple
BioletVeauregarde33 t1_j6kxs34 wrote
They're all completely misinterpreted because the movies didn't do the original stories justice.
BioletVeauregarde33 t1_j6i9cyf wrote
Reply to comment by anonny42357 in This weekend a red ship & a blue ship collided at sea by Arkvoodle42
I guess you're right. I was mostly convinced by this very nonsensical poem.
BioletVeauregarde33 t1_j6i0umw wrote
Reply to comment by zwinky588 in What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off too college? by zwinky588
Perhaps this joke is because of that fact.
BioletVeauregarde33 t1_j6hv60a wrote
Reply to comment by zwinky588 in What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off too college? by zwinky588
Bison and buffaloes are two completely different animals.
BioletVeauregarde33 t1_j6hv3pd wrote
Reply to comment by anonny42357 in This weekend a red ship & a blue ship collided at sea by Arkvoodle42
Either way, whenever I told this joke, the ships were purple and black. Or rather, carrying purple and black paint.
BioletVeauregarde33 t1_j6g98jx wrote
Reply to comment by BlueEyedBlackOwl in This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
That makes more sense. Thanks.
BioletVeauregarde33 t1_j6g95t9 wrote
Reply to comment by -margiela- in This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
Cole's Law in full effect on my burger
BioletVeauregarde33 t1_j6g8ds6 wrote
Reply to comment by LASER_Dude_PEW in This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
If he was asking the guy if he had $20 and not giving him any more money, where did the other $20 come from?
BioletVeauregarde33 t1_j6g68pe wrote
Reply to comment by nIBLIB in This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
Because 20 + 20 = 40.
BioletVeauregarde33 t1_j6g65h9 wrote
Reply to comment by anonny42357 in This weekend a red ship & a blue ship collided at sea by Arkvoodle42
Don't make me cry!
- Someone whose favorite color is purple
BioletVeauregarde33 t1_j6g5bn7 wrote
... Is this because buffaloes and bison are two completely different animals?
BioletVeauregarde33 t1_j6g507s wrote
Reply to comment by BlueEyedBlackOwl in This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
Wouldn't it be $40?
BioletVeauregarde33 t1_ixsy2dn wrote
Reply to A guy with no arms……. (Long) by Objective_Resolve833
The guy's twin brother applied for the same job.
The exact same stuff happened, except the monk's reply was:
"I never learned his name, but he was a dead ringer for his brother."
BioletVeauregarde33 t1_j6npii8 wrote
Reply to comment by OriginalEmpress in What's the difference between a Munchkin, a dwarf and an Oompa-Loompah? by Arkvoodle42
One thing I know for sure is that Gene hated the (far more accurate) 2005 version. Which is a second adaptation of the book and not a "remake" as some people like to call it.