Submitted by c0dyw0dy27 t3_10kbzh6 in Jokes
dadarkgtprince t1_j5pn3qd wrote
Bet you didn't see it coming
movielover154 t1_j5pne2z wrote
He didn’t see her cumming either.
c0dyw0dy27 OP t1_j5pnwsr wrote
No need to make it dirty now is there 🤣
movielover154 t1_j5po4th wrote
No need to be a prude. Sex isn’t dirty.
baby_fart t1_j5rdump wrote
Then you must not be doing it right.
movielover154 t1_j5rtcna wrote
I bathe beforehand.
666pool t1_j5s7vy8 wrote
Yeah we all had baths when we were kids. Show off.
c0dyw0dy27 OP t1_j5poa2u wrote
😂😂 well this joke isn't even on the topic of sex or anything like that so the comment was highly unnecessary bud
hodreegoo t1_j5rgg5h wrote
It was pretty necessary actually
c0dyw0dy27 OP t1_j5svkew wrote
Ok then bud
Not-Jesus666 t1_j5s4b6x wrote
c0dyw0dy27 OP t1_j5svpqx wrote
?
Not-Jesus666 t1_j5turem wrote
Everyone on Reddit is horny and all they think about is sex
c0dyw0dy27 OP t1_j5tva1v wrote
Not everyone
Not-Jesus666 t1_j5twm9u wrote
Enough people, then. Redditors are, as a rule, horny.
c0dyw0dy27 OP t1_j5tx5qn wrote
Not just redditors, reckon more on OnlyFans 😂😂
movielover154 t1_j5povm2 wrote
So, violence is O.K., but something normal is off the table? Your priorities are messed up, bud.
c0dyw0dy27 OP t1_j5pp0wa wrote
Well I'm just thinking if younger people on here
ZarosRunescape t1_j5pt9sm wrote
Reddits minimum age is 13, pretty sure 13 yr olds know about sex
c0dyw0dy27 OP t1_j5ptz5k wrote
Cone on bud, people lie about age it's quite easy
ZarosRunescape t1_j5puqiu wrote
Well it clearly states that they should be 13+ to join reddit, if they dont follow that rule its on them if they hear about sex (which is pretty mild for reddit)
c0dyw0dy27 OP t1_j5puv1k wrote
Ok
dadarkgtprince t1_j5qc42r wrote
You also need to be at least 18 to visit pr0n sites. How many kids were going to them in high school before they were legal age
ZarosRunescape t1_j5qch9l wrote
Yes and would you get annoyed if you saw something mentioning sex on pornhub?
dadarkgtprince t1_j5qd1t4 wrote
Seeing sex mentioned on a reddit, no. There are plenty of subs that contain that material. Seeing sex mentioned on a joke that has nothing sexual about it? Yes.
>saw something mentioning sex on pornhub?
This is the intended audience, so it's fine. A comparison for this scenario would be you went to the grocery store to buy bread but someone was there trying to sell you sex toys. Time and place
CnH9588 t1_j5spgij wrote
But Wal-Mart does that anyways. They sell lube and sex toys.
movielover154 t1_j5pphk0 wrote
So, teach them that physically harming someone is better than healthy sexuality is preferable.
c0dyw0dy27 OP t1_j5ppmxw wrote
Well they're going to learn about violence before learning about that
movielover154 t1_j5pq42z wrote
Only if one is given preeminence over the other. Mass shootings are normalized, but sex is “dirty”? What a a messed up society.
c0dyw0dy27 OP t1_j5pqdtp wrote
I have to agree there first but I'd rather teach my child about violence as that's more major. It's all dirty but bottom line is this joke has nothing to do with sex so let's not go down that route yeah
anally_ExpressUrself t1_j5ruh3v wrote
Never wrestle with a pig. You get disgusting, and the pig likes it.
Similar advice applies to this whole long thread.
Darth_Molotok t1_j5putdz wrote
Violence and sex are ok, as long as nobody says any naughty words.
movielover154 t1_j5pv7zz wrote
We’ll, that’s entirely subjective. Parents who let their kids on REDDIT in the first place have already failed.
Darth_Molotok t1_j5pwyhl wrote
True, but I was also sorta quote Sheila from the South Park movie.
Glock_and_Dagger t1_j5tc7wd wrote
Has he ever?
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