her parents couldn't think of a name for her so they just named her "ninety". eventually, ninety had children of her own. the kids were cheerful and playful. one day they asked their mother for a dog, which ninety replied, "no dogs!". saddened, the children simply resumed playing.

then one day, the kids found a stray dog and decided to take it home, despite their mother's wishes. they decided to hide the dog and keep it secret, naming the dog "This" so that ninety wouldn't suspect a thing. (I.e, "lets take this outside!")

while the kids were playing with this, he ran into the street and got hit by a car, dying immedietly. the kids were saddened by this' death but decided to keep his existence a secret.

only ninety's kids remember this