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phonlyone t1_j4qh6xi wrote

I caught my dad with his cock in the biscuit tin. I asked Mum what was going on and was told to ignore him, 'Hes fucking crackers'

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TenRingRedux OP t1_j4qqhxe wrote

A friend of mine once showed up at a Halloween party completely naked except for a bag of peanuts draped over his member.

I caught him at the door and asked "Are you fecking crazy?!"

He replied "No, I'm fecking nuts!"

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