Submitted by MrDagon007 t3_10mcuba in Jokes
veneno11 t1_j63muq0 wrote
You mean your dog ate your homework? NO. MY DAD
Visible-Pie-3225 t1_j65ax14 wrote
Cooking class teacher: alright everyone. Please bring a sample of the lasagna you prepared for homework upto the desk.
IrishHuskie t1_j64nsdi wrote
Your dog ate your dad?
[deleted] t1_j66ic93 wrote
No, my homework did
soccerdad1985 t1_j66nj58 wrote
No my mom
Tombiepoo t1_j6755w6 wrote
Finally this thread is getting somewhere.
FreakshowExpresso3 t1_j67rfou wrote
Who ate your mom then?
beastofchaos t1_j6aumip wrote
The mailman
FreakshowExpresso3 t1_j6b9tb1 wrote
He definitely DELIVERED the goods.
UrDaddyNEB t1_j6lqb90 wrote
If i was a teacher and my student said his/her dad ate their homework id automatically believe them bc “the dog ate my work,” excuse is too common. Like what kid what trash his or her dads public image by saying he ate their schoolwork without it being true.
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