What a coincidence; the same judge found me guilty of being patronizing.

That means I talk down to people.

When I was in court, the judge gave me a compliment!

I told him I had two wives, and he said that was big o' me!

I told the judge I couldn’t read well. So he gave me a light sentence

Holy moly I work in a courthouse and this one was a hit

That Justice 'nt right.

Hell, I don't even know what that means.

It probably has something to do with the way that I fill out my skin-tight blue jeans.

Oh, Lord, it's hard to be humble...

Eggotistical and ham-fisted!

You're breathtaking. :)

You'd better win the appeal, or you'll find yourself surrounded by con seated people at your next stop.

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