Submitted by AralphNity t3_10lraju in Jokes
Me: (Drinking toast) Why?
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BeerShitzAndBongRips t1_j60gnil wrote
I would like to propose a toast
EvilRedRobot t1_j60j9dc wrote
If you can afford it. It's a punpernickel.
Waitsfornoone t1_j5yoy99 wrote
Wheat is her problem?
EvilRedRobot t1_j5ypj33 wrote
She likes to go against the grain but ciabatta watch out.
Professional_Bear180 t1_j5yzszn wrote
Tell her to get oat of here!
EvilRedRobot t1_j5z20gw wrote
It won't make a pita difference. He'll just keep loafing around. But at yeast they donut have a bun in the oven to worry about.
Animustrapped t1_j614en3 wrote
That's completely oaty tea
boitrubl t1_j61bm6t wrote
peter griffin voice Haha that means two things
EvilRedRobot t1_j61r2rm wrote
Whose leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here?
server_busy t1_j5yjwh9 wrote
The real joke
kuroimakina t1_j5z4zuv wrote
Gary I don’t know how you do it, but that’s the best cup of French toast I’ve ever had!
The1stPKmain t1_j614vso wrote
Less movement of the jaw means more time for thinking
FloydsForked t1_j5ykbrz wrote
I saw this same exact joke a couple weeks ago. Word for word.
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medievaIjedi t1_j60uhh6 wrote
That's why I never bother to save the username when I screenshot or resend the joke. It's ALWAYS a repost when it's popular.
Cullen_Andamnson t1_j5ykaqg wrote
this is just a tweet. stop this.
Lior_Davidov t1_j60g683 wrote
Me: (Sculpting a naked woman) why?
Advanced_Parsnip t1_j603r49 wrote
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Look_Specific t1_j61s44t wrote
"Now please take my knob out of the blender and discuss our problem like adults "
beastofchaos t1_j62wez2 wrote
No
SnooCupcakes9855 t1_j6392ku wrote
Mixed emotions huh
Boring-Discussion-42 t1_j689576 wrote
Aww babe, I thought you liked when we "mixed things up" a bit.
EvilRedRobot t1_j5yhr2o wrote
I raise my glass of rye to you!