Submitted by giceman715 t3_10ne07p in Jokes
A cock or two
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Tueks t1_j6by76m wrote
African or European?
monica_verduschka t1_j6c7548 wrote
Someone has finally crossed the bridge of death
Barrin1984 t1_j6cmddz wrote
Doesnt say laden or unladen..
All-Fired-Up91 t1_j6comae wrote
Bin him
Pants1776 t1_j6gohhj wrote
Fuck I don't know ........ AAAAHHHHHHHHH
darkaurora84 t1_j6ilx9h wrote
I don't discriminate
SlackerKey t1_j6ks0nb wrote
Nailed it
[deleted] t1_j68zsib wrote
Boobies
queengemini t1_j6bq8kg wrote
Tits
Due-Influence6227 t1_j687uhn wrote
A variety of tits.
CartanAnnullator t1_j6b885r wrote
stuffed tits, even.
redguns t1_j69jefv wrote
Peacock
treev22 t1_j69jc7m wrote
I’m pretty sure it’s a canary, but I’ll ask this weekend.
420FriendyBelfast t1_j6b9dgr wrote
I heard she's still going... That's insane
echosixwhiskey t1_j6bcwd2 wrote
What have I stumbled upon? What is this speak? Who is “she”?
MadAdam88 t1_j690sa5 wrote
Come back in 9 months you might see a stork.
JamesRWC t1_j6aui45 wrote
A Spread Eagle
F22boy_lives t1_j6fjo3o wrote
Close. Bald eagle is the correct answer.
whats_your_alibi t1_j69z487 wrote
Parateet
Toastamiah t1_j6b1yun wrote
A great whore-ned owl?
Richinwalla t1_j69s1bq wrote
Wrentits and titmice
FindorKotor93 t1_j6amru5 wrote
And Great Tits. Hopefully not any blue tits or blue footed boobies though.
terracottalady t1_j6ay15j wrote
Woodpecker
BIGRIG_88 t1_j6avlpx wrote
Bushtits
dizzyxmann t1_j69p7fx wrote
A cockatoo
JManasaur t1_j69zxxd wrote
Great Tit
Lady_Black_Cats t1_j6a3hqr wrote
A Great Tit
Tiwarunt t1_j6b8622 wrote
Careful. That is where you can contract a Canareal disease.
DowntBoitDafagnPanes t1_j6a6pqr wrote
Cockaburro
Bosnian-Brute22 t1_j6b5lwu wrote
Spotted dik
LavenderDay3544 t1_j6b6ala wrote
Future jailbirds
leftcoastloser t1_j6bbbxt wrote
A cock or two…turrible….I know
Chronos0913 t1_j6bcaqj wrote
A Mockingbird
darkaurora84 t1_j6im3vm wrote
I was in the pool!
JJkiller1092 t1_j6bcbqs wrote
a pair of great tits
Intelligent_Insect13 t1_j6beynq wrote
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Naturally A Peacock
NoSpankingAllowed t1_j6bgkyk wrote
Enjoyed the joke and the replies were awesome!
Huckleberry11 t1_j6bkkm6 wrote
Bird dog.
luckybuck2088 t1_j6blcfb wrote
A red breasted thrush
msgnyc t1_j6bnmv8 wrote
Bawk Bawk Chicken Chicken Bawk Bawk Chicken Head
ItsACommonProblem t1_j6bxwre wrote
Not since the chicken ranch closed down
AndroidFive t1_j6bz0s5 wrote
Titmouse or Blue Footed Booby
relaxedhamster7 t1_j6bzurw wrote
Woodpecker
The_Ole_Dick_Twist t1_j6bzyx9 wrote
Bonk
Obito_07_ t1_j6c0if0 wrote
Chick
danirox419 t1_j6c5tr3 wrote
Tucan Sam
watdafuknow t1_j6cb4t1 wrote
Heron addicts
Alluminati_always t1_j6chzrx wrote
Woodpecker
deenath247 t1_j6b07w2 wrote
An ugly fuckling
Seaworthiness_Jolly t1_j6b0gyg wrote
Just the tail
noneity t1_j6b3w7w wrote
Great tits
Resurgemus t1_j6b5lfp wrote
Boob birds
True_Ad_6217 t1_j6bi7t5 wrote
Big titties blonde
4Plus20MakesHappy t1_j6cfa8k wrote
A spread eagle
Aggravating-Cap5024 t1_j6ch3tk wrote
A cream magpie
elpajaroquemamais t1_j6csbkz wrote
Two boobies and a cockatoo
playinitrite t1_j6dof7c wrote
Saw a nice pair of hooters
ironbatman778 t1_j6el71e wrote
A cockatoo.
[deleted] t1_j6bbbk9 wrote
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BooperDoooDaddle t1_j6cp0sx wrote
Might see some tits in there too
Opposite_Book_1767 t1_j6e9bqo wrote
Kingfisher
JackdawMiles t1_j6grpe1 wrote
Tits, cock, swallow
JakeXWoods t1_j6gt2qb wrote
Peckers
GwonWitcha t1_j6hqg3c wrote
Whipper Will
Steph24Em t1_j68z6cz wrote
Robin, robbing the man's cash
giceman715 OP t1_j69pvsm wrote
Something a vulture would say , lol
Steph24Em t1_j69qrie wrote
Lol I actually don't agree with the places, they're taking man's money.. what's the issue with stating the truth?
giceman715 OP t1_j69rjw7 wrote
Plumbers takes mans money from unclogging pipes and reliving pressure so why can’t a prostitute ? Lol
Steph24Em t1_j69s2v3 wrote
Robin was just the first thing that came to mind lol
Waitsfornoone t1_j68jznf wrote
Swallow.