Submitted by awesome_smokey t3_10phbb8 in Jokes
"That is possibly the worst English paper I have ever tried to read." She scolded. "Have you anything to say for yourself?"
"Just two words, miss," I replied. "Go fuck yourself."
I'm shit at maths, too.
Buddy2269 t1_j6kg13h wrote
My teacher once said to me your grammar is shit.
I replied your grandpa is a cunt....