Buddy2269
Buddy2269 t1_jebknn5 wrote
Reply to What time does the tree poop? by Hailey_okay_10
Should have flushed it..
Buddy2269 t1_jebgqxp wrote
Reply to Joe Biden is not my president by [deleted]
F.
Buddy2269 t1_je9upw5 wrote
Reply to This is terrible but I'm proud of it because I worked on it last night until I thought it was funny. Wow, what a great way to introduce a joke. by wafflesareforever
Stupid, sorry but Simon says "NO"
Buddy2269 t1_je2bgfz wrote
Reply to Which dog breed has no sense of humor? by OB1KENOB
What is a joke that has no "Humour?" This one.
Buddy2269 t1_je08wa9 wrote
Up "URANUS"
Buddy2269 t1_jdsds90 wrote
Reply to Rubbing two Pears together by taggat
ERROR:404: No joke here scroll on.
Buddy2269 t1_jdrm8zp wrote
Buddy2269 t1_jdf0962 wrote
Wive's are forbidden....
Buddy2269 t1_jaezi68 wrote
Reply to comment by tommy_boy007 in Saw this today at an office building 🤣 I NEED THIS by tommy_boy007
Well you can just put it on his Desk.
Buddy2269 t1_jaez54b wrote
Was it in the Bosses Office?
Buddy2269 t1_jaep4l4 wrote
Reply to Did you know? by MufuckinTurtleBear
Did you know? This is a repost.
Buddy2269 t1_j9xwng7 wrote
Reply to comment by Swordidaffair in “If I died before you, would you remarry?” by [deleted]
I submitted this (Better) version 2 months ago.
Buddy2269 t1_j9vt8f6 wrote
Reply to “If I died before you, would you remarry?” by [deleted]
Here is a better version.
Husband says to his wife.
Husband: If I died would you date another man?
Wife: Of course I would.
Husband: Would you let him move in to our house?
Wife: Of course I would.
Husband: Would you let him sleep in our bed?
Wife: Of course I would.
Husband: Would you let him use my Golf Clubs?
Wife: Definitely not.
Husband: Is that because they are personal to me?
Wife: No of course not, he is left handed...
Buddy2269 OP t1_j9lwddy wrote
Reply to comment by XueShiLong in Snow. by Buddy2269
You can also say fuck, fuck, fuck if you want to.
Buddy2269 t1_j8xtlk4 wrote
Reply to comment by gettingjiggywith in What kind of dog can stay underwater for a long time? by trimdaddyflex
Not filled up with bricks they don't.
Buddy2269 t1_j8xaruo wrote
A dead one.
Buddy2269 t1_j6pc9s8 wrote
Reply to comment by FrankAvalon in I told my wife, "You're starting to act like my ex-wife" by EducationalRent4595
Sorry mate, first come first served I have super fast broadband. LOL.
Buddy2269 t1_j6pag64 wrote
"YET"
Buddy2269 t1_j6kg13h wrote
Reply to The teacher looked disappointed, as she handed back my F-marked exam sheet. by awesome_smokey
My teacher once said to me your grammar is shit.
I replied your grandpa is a cunt....
Buddy2269 t1_j6kd4zz wrote
Reply to comment by Filberrt in I brought my wife coffee in bed this morning. She got excited, hot and wet. by Filberrt
Don't think it is going to change anything, everyone understood the first attempt.
Buddy2269 t1_jeey05k wrote
Reply to Why do kleptomaniacs hate puns by TheJpow
someone always steals the joke.