Submitted by bsbeatty t3_10hlulx in Jokes

A lizard comes along and says “what are you doing?”. The koala bear says “I’m getting high man”. The lizard responds “what do you mean?”…. Rather than explain it to the lizard the koala bear convinces him to partake of the blunt.

Shortly after partaking, the lizard says to the koala “dude my mouth is so dry. I gotta get some water”….so the lizard goes down to the river to get a drink and accidentally falls in. A crocodile sees this happen and goes “what’s going on with you?!”. The lizard tries to explain what he just did to get cottonmouth but instead says “look just go ask that koala in that tree over there.”

So the crocodile gets out of the river, walks over to the tree, looks up and says “hey you!”

The koala looks down at the crocodile and says “shittttttt man. How much water did you drink?!?”.

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