Submitted by etternalentity t3_1181e9i in Jokes
Improv13 t1_j9ex1lw wrote
A man rubs a bottle and a genie appears…
Genie: I shall grant you three wishes.
Man: I wish for a world without lawyers.
Genie: Done. You have no more wishes left.
Man: But you said I had three.
Genie: Sue me.
AlphaStargazer t1_j9hyb2o wrote
Oooooof
Took me a sec lol
Nelpski t1_j9ihhcu wrote
How
AlphaStargazer t1_j9l1v8b wrote
I was tired and when I'm tired my brain runs on Explorer
Mantonythe1st t1_j9msb3g wrote
I love this phrase and I'm totally STEALING IT
AlphaStargazer t1_j9myvaq wrote
Thanks lol. I legit only know how slow Explorer works bc of memes, so I just went with it hoping other people would understand 🤣
DeniseFromDaCleaners t1_j9j31ff wrote
It did?
AlphaStargazer t1_j9l1xsz wrote
I was tired and when I'm tired my brain runs on Explorer
lmaozedong89 t1_j9j5wl7 wrote
Ah yes, lawyers, the ones against trickery and lies
warpedspockclone t1_j9j0194 wrote
Never heard of pro se, I take it?
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