Submitted by MadisonPearGarden t3_11cyipt in Jokes
bektrip t1_ja5q5se wrote
as a lawyer, I can confirm that His infernal majesty owns us all.
MadisonPearGarden OP t1_ja5srnl wrote
Well… everyone is entitled to a defense!
Cybear_Tron t1_ja7gkgv wrote
I'd hate to be the Devil's Advocate....
[deleted] t1_ja7jp00 wrote
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RitaPoole56 t1_ja7tmdh wrote
He has so many to choose from!
Cybear_Tron t1_ja8x0e5 wrote
It's basically a buffet! But in his favour, I am the best.
unopoularopinion t1_ja8mlps wrote
Keanu?
Cybear_Tron t1_ja8wx7t wrote
Damn.
Wild_Albatross7534 t1_ja65pfn wrote
Even offensive people? /j
Ok_Equipment_5895 t1_ja6c38s wrote
Believe this person- look at their only post & beware!
SJane3384 t1_ja9umib wrote
There’s two. Are we talking Patrick or the snake?
jepeplin t1_ja92zn2 wrote
As a lawyer married to an engineer, I can confirm this is all true.
RaiseOutside8472 t1_ja80xqh wrote
no the lawyer of heaven life's in the biggest mansion there. because there is only 1 lawyer but there is so many priests and ministers they have to life in shacks. other joke.
bogdanbiv t1_ja8nj26 wrote
Would this suit be civil or penal?
Killersmurph t1_ja8yuzm wrote
You might be able to scrounge up a public defender or 3 on the otherside, or maybe a human rights lawyer, but nobody who is actually going to successfully argue a case...
Mean_Platypus_9988 t1_ja99ny8 wrote
Hail law , Hail justice.
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