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DrRomeoChaire t1_jac5cus wrote

After a successful raid on a circus, one cannibal asked the other, "Does this clown taste funny to you?"

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bainbrigge t1_jac6cxf wrote

A third cannibal was late so was given the cold shoulder

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ReviewGuilty5760 t1_jacivfu wrote

Two cannibals were eating Amy Schumer, the first one says "does this taste funny to you?" The second one says no

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ReviewGuilty5760 t1_jacjjpd wrote

Two cannibals were eating Amy Schumer, the first one says "does this taste funny to you?" The second one says no

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socio-pathetic t1_jaclx6l wrote

And the second one says- You should have tasted her before she died!

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kompootor t1_jacul4t wrote

By beginning with "Two cannibals were...", you preview the punchline; which is fine enough since it's quite funny. But here's a possible amended setup:

> Two shipwrecked castaways are sitting down to their first real meal in weeks. The first one says: ...

This way, it's not completely obvious the punchline will be about cannibalism. I'm sure you could tighten the wording and further conceal it on the setup, making it even more effective.

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ABoyNamedSault t1_jacv0u9 wrote

Afterwards they had a shower and washed their hair with.........you guessed it........Head & Shoulders.

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sorrysorrymybad t1_jacwzgg wrote

Replying to kompootor (#2,106,497)

Nah, then the punch line gets muddied. Why does the second castaway now miss the sister? Is it because the first one brought it up?

By setting the scene of them being castaways the listener would more naturally attribute the missing-feeling to isolation as opposed to resource constraints.

Too easy to miss the punchline in the ambiguity. The original was fine.

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Groucho-Marxist50 t1_jad758n wrote

Nothing like toe-mato soup, especially when served with finger sandwiches.

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astropiea211 t1_jad8tt7 wrote

The first cannibal says to the second, if she was delicious, then I'm definitely having you for dessert.

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Eatthesewords t1_jadg5mk wrote

2 cannibals were eating spaghetti and one says "I really hate my mother in law." The other says "so just eat around her"

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MsBobbyJenkins t1_jadqn9b wrote

Two clowns are eating a cannibal and one says to the other 'i think we mixed this joke up'

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not_growing_up t1_jadvmav wrote

The cannibals decide to start at either end of their victim. After a while, the first asks "are you have a good time?" and the second says "yeah! I'm having a ball!". The second replies "slow down! You're eating too fast!"

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Pining4theFjord t1_jaecrk3 wrote

Cannibal family dinner talk …

Kid: I hate grandpas guts! Parent: Keep eating or no dessert.

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jinnmagick t1_jaecuos wrote

What is your definition of trust?

Two cannibals giving head

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BakedTatter t1_jaef66f wrote

I was at a dinner party hosted by a cannibal. The other guests were getting drunk and rowdy. I told him "I don't think I like your friends."

He said, "that's OK, just eat the salad."

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whatwhatinthewhonow t1_jaegmle wrote

Replying to kompootor (#2,109,943)

I get what you’re saying. The setup is that they’re cannibals and the punchline is that they’re cannibals. Maybe the punchline could change to make the sister a really good chef or something. I’m not gonna come up with it though, it’s up to you, kompootor.

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C_Alan t1_jaeohcm wrote

Two cannibalism were eating when on says: You know, I really don’t like my mother…. The other one says, What do you mean? You’ve had two helping.

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duglarri t1_jaermw6 wrote

"Your mother-in-law makes delicious soup."

"Yes. But only once."

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Expert-Warthog-7037 t1_jaeze96 wrote

A cannibal was late to the party. The host said "Sorry, everyone's eaten."

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Sparky-Malarky t1_jaf3i3r wrote

Two cannibals were sharing a guy. One said to the other "How are you doing?" The other replied "I’m having a ball!" The first one said "Oh, you should have started at this end."

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