Two blondes are in a lift together

Submitted by hraeswelg t3_11ct6a5 in Jokes

Two blondes are in a lift together. "Hey, there's some semen stuck to your face.", says one of them, poining at her own left cheek. "What? Really?", the other blonde exclaims and touches her right cheek in shock.

"No, on the other side!", replies her friend.

"Oh, thank you!", says the blonde, puts her finger in her mouth and starts scraping the inside of her right cheek.

*Not sure if this works in writing, you kinda need to act this joke out...

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lackadaisical_timmy t1_ja50aib wrote

I got it!

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lostsoul0312005 t1_ja5ckkm wrote

Teach me then

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hsvsunshyn t1_ja5jkhq wrote

The first person meant "the other side of your face"; in other words, on your left cheek, not your right. The second one thought she meant "you have the correct cheek, but it is on the inside, not the outside".

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Unfair-Morning1734 t1_ja61k5w wrote

No probs. I got it. When telling the joke though, a bit of action would help.

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