Submitted by c0dyw0dy27 t3_11cdtu7 in Jokes
You know... they just take SCREENSHOTS
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c0dyw0dy27 OP t1_ja2n6wx wrote
I'm no thief I assure you :)
og_raptorqueefs t1_ja2nyd3 wrote
Well thats what burglar would say regardless.
curveball_82 t1_ja2o3j8 wrote
They have a few bits...
Commercial_Shine_448 t1_ja2p9tz wrote
A bit of this, and a bit of that
c0dyw0dy27 OP t1_ja2qhrx wrote
Haha indeed
c0dyw0dy27 OP t1_ja2qjsl wrote
Up to you if you believe me or not joke police
og_raptorqueefs t1_ja2qyrv wrote
Worried about that 1up tho aren’t ye
Background_Craft2159 t1_ja2sspg wrote
Then they get a byte to eat
countricola t1_ja33h7d wrote
Mine is addicted to CD Rum
stonka_truck t1_ja33o6l wrote
Know how they eat? Bits and bytes
c0dyw0dy27 OP t1_ja33r7f wrote
Haha that's brill :)
stonka_truck t1_ja33tcf wrote
How do they open the front door to the house?
They ram it
Anti-Leak-Mocha t1_ja3693f wrote
All served at the Space Bar
c0dyw0dy27 OP t1_ja36cg2 wrote
Has fantastic windows also
abarua01 t1_ja3jlbw wrote
Do they get the screen shots at the space bar?
c0dyw0dy27 OP t1_ja3jpzg wrote
Yes but they must first type the password to enter
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LoadedGull t1_ja3tdl0 wrote
The next day after heavy drinking the computer goes to the doctors complaining that “it hz when IP”.
c0dyw0dy27 OP t1_ja3tjn0 wrote
J-c-b-22 t1_ja3vm7m wrote
And small portions in nibbles
Deamon_Targeryon t1_ja3yxgb wrote
I don't know, but I do know how they get std's.
ByeByeGuyGuy t1_ja52zwz wrote
I'm assuming that they're partial to spiced Ram
Bruhdale-dingle t1_ja5j9zb wrote
You know who computers can’t stand? Miley virus,
Also petabytes
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mattpo1018 t1_ja5rl5i wrote
I told your joke to my wife. She smiled politely.
dickpics25 t1_ja67vtj wrote
Somebody saw The Last of Us tonight....
Idk1mB0red t1_ja6kd2g wrote
This came out before the episode did in pretty sure, weird.
Dickcheese-a1 t1_ja6z7j8 wrote
From w(h)ine of CPU fan.
c0dyw0dy27 OP t1_ja744t5 wrote
c0dyw0dy27 OP t1_ja745tp wrote
Very true
c0dyw0dy27 OP t1_ja74772 wrote
That's nice haha
og_raptorqueefs t1_ja2n5n5 wrote
If this is stolen il take my upvote back