Submitted by ChurchOfAdonitology t3_11crg7n in Jokes
Turboteg90 t1_ja4n3t2 wrote
Most food really.
Zeric79 t1_ja4rc6n wrote
What kind of food are you eating?
MiceTonerAccount t1_ja4rsui wrote
Pasta?
BunnyBallz t1_ja504i2 wrote
Dry Spaghetti out of the box.
Gideon_Galahad t1_ja7qdup wrote
Uncooked ramen bricks
PSUAth t1_ja8yoek wrote
Wet the dry Dry the wet Wet the dry Dry the wet Wet the dry
boitrubl t1_jaamc2t wrote
Spaghetti and Chicken Parm for dinner it is!
One_Toe2819 t1_ja91zzp wrote
Takis
dafoodooman t1_ja9h277 wrote
Don't forget the unbearable burning sensation. That's a key part of the Takis(tm) experience!
sutroheights t1_ja5lxzi wrote
Pringles mostly. Sometimes Funyuns if I’m feeling groovy.
AmazingDadJokes t1_ja5jzcc wrote
The cracker diet
SchizerFaust t1_ja6jbuo wrote
Beef jerky, mostly
SubnauticaFan3 t1_ja7jzru wrote
Crisps
nametakenfuck t1_ja6vjqc wrote
Frozen sausages
StevenMcFlyJr t1_jaave0p wrote
Skulls, bones, the usual
PixelBits89 t1_ja4vbld wrote
For some people it still comes out hard and dry. Or just won’t come out…
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stopcounting t1_ja7a4xm wrote
Worst. Soup. Ever.
db720 t1_ja5aidg wrote
Especially noodles
Upper_Adeptness_3636 t1_ja829vr wrote
If your food is coming out soft and wet, its definitely diarrhea...
legallyalienated t1_ja8xaa0 wrote
Note to self - don’t read r/Jokes during lunch hour .. ever again!
CynergyDiva t1_ja8fhdd wrote
Why is your food coming out?
CynergyDiva t1_ja8o4pe wrote
I take that back. I just remembered there’s the other end to consider
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Different-Tie-1085 t1_ja7ttbf wrote
Lol
Successful_Flan_5975 t1_ja8tlju wrote
But stiff and comes out hard in my experience.
PiisAWheeL t1_ja9jgg3 wrote
If you're lucky...
KnightfallTV t1_ja9qihh wrote
if all you eat is grains maybe
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