Submitted by porichoygupto t3_11cls6j in Jokes
She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
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echosixwhiskey t1_ja3zfi0 wrote
Those places always sell some things that are not native to the area.
Friend: “oh my god that’s beautiful! Where did you get it?”
Wife: “oh I got it Florida! There was this cute little seashell stand real close to the beach.”
Friend: “bitch, then why did you get a stuffed penguin?”
Waitsfornoone t1_ja433n6 wrote
I'm thankful that at least her name is .... Marge.
Maple-Syrup-Bandit t1_ja47c3o wrote
And her name is Sheila
NoLifeGamer2 t1_ja4au30 wrote
But the value of these shells will fall!
truckaduk t1_ja4kkhu wrote
awesome2428 t1_ja4q553 wrote
She also works in Seychelles
Fazbear12 t1_ja4qz4h wrote
Due to the laws of supply and demand, no-one wants to buy the shells cause there's loads on the sand!
FillThisEmptyCup t1_ja52tft wrote
Why are people coming on the sand?
GuairdeanBeatha t1_ja5y4mp wrote
Is she an oceanside battery distributor? She sells C Cells down by the seashore?
Fazbear12 t1_ja5zxgl wrote
Username checks out
[deleted] t1_ja62aei wrote
Nice lol
psychedmajor t1_ja6khvm wrote
“i don’t know how to say this but……worcestershire”
wild-vixen t1_ja6v74p wrote
She is probably pretty, so sounds fair
SofEdM t1_ja7y2fs wrote
Hey Peter Piper!
How goes the pepper picking?
DemisexualDemigod97 t1_ja3pana wrote
That seems like a shit business since you get that for free on your own (jk I got the joke)