Submitted by SecurityNo1814 t3_11cjk13 in Jokes
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ohbyerly t1_ja3u1vw wrote
Not to mention the fact that it’s a fucking Chuck Norris joke
ObtuseBug t1_ja3xyhk wrote
Keep laughing until you get that roundhouse out of nowhere, but also directly in front of you.
ohbyerly t1_ja4jiyq wrote
Chuck Norris jokes died with the housing market in 2008
Shaggypezdispense t1_ja52dw4 wrote
Nah they’re still funny if you don’t just follow the internet’s standard of funny
Waitsfornoone t1_ja3nptq wrote
8.01
HarietsDrummerBoy t1_ja3plsd wrote
8.02
Responsible-Club9120 t1_ja442d7 wrote
I must be the .02
Not feeling quite up to snuff today
Mindless-Ad2244 t1_ja3o7gt wrote
Non-western traditional people: y-yeah, only 8.01 billion,,,, Bayode! Tell your 16 brothers to stay hidden a few more minutes
Wolfenberg t1_ja4mdit wrote
Back from when "let's them live" would be an excusable mistake..
TomoyoHoshijiro t1_ja3oeki wrote
is it?
NoSpankingAllowed t1_ja4a1ir wrote
And 6 billion just crossed into America from Mexico.
robotnique t1_ja5thex wrote
Whoever downvoted you didn't get the Marjorie Taylor-Greene reference, I believe.
Six billion illegals with probably nine times that number of genders invading the America States of Necessary Divorce to make your children socialists who are taught by educators in drag about evolution.
NoSpankingAllowed t1_ja8bsvn wrote
Im absolutely sure they didn't or they were just offended that I brought it up. She does have supporters (some how).
Tomi8338 t1_ja3sp9g wrote
...and not a single one of them find this joke funny
xXGaboFihi007Xx t1_ja4h3cq wrote
Chuck Norris did
JohnyBooty t1_ja4qfj0 wrote
This comment made this joke funny
emptybottleofdoom t1_ja3g8te wrote
I'm very tired of Chuck. Can we switch to Henry Cavill or something?
pork_fried_christ t1_ja46zd9 wrote
Can we just plug Arnold into these jokes? Chuck Norris hasn’t been funny since Conan get rid of the Walker Texas Ranger Lever.
EIlenRipley t1_ja50mq8 wrote
Let’s switch to Arnold Sharzenegger
emptybottleofdoom t1_ja556o7 wrote
Arnold Schwarzenegger from wish?
EIlenRipley t1_ja5kqpg wrote
Yeah
Sonoshitthereiwas t1_ja423bv wrote
Henry Cavill is too much of a class act to go around round housing folks
D3veated t1_ja3goa3 wrote
Henry Cavill is alive because Chuck Norris hasn't round house kicked him yet. He's one of the 7.666+ million.
tomjam91 t1_ja3p7ky wrote
Let us them live? OP needs to repeat the fourth grade.
Lurkwurst t1_ja3mmhs wrote
lets
ApocalypseSpokesman t1_ja3xhlc wrote
that's pretty lazy, my man
Pineapple_warrior94 t1_ja4af0e wrote
2008 called, it wants it's joke back
TomoyoHoshijiro t1_ja3odbs wrote
*lets
truedoom t1_ja3udqw wrote
Uhhhh....did I somehow time travel back to the early 00's when these jokes were relevant?
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Serious_Camera_7039 t1_ja3r7l5 wrote
This joke is overdone not funny even a single bit.
SigerMakkerMeget t1_ja4d2ge wrote
So he's the guy that allows Putin to keep living? What an asshole!
[deleted] t1_ja3tb57 wrote
Wheres the link to download the joke?
flowersatdusk t1_ja4erjc wrote
I'm just waiting for tasteless Bruce Willis Jones to start. poor Bruce.
Cwallace98 t1_ja4j1k9 wrote
What? Bruce jokes to taste willis.
Ok_Preparation_3902 t1_ja4mo5f wrote
Worst joke I’ve seen on this page…and there’s some bad ones
treeinatree t1_ja4t27c wrote
Who is this Chuck Norris guy???
J_D21 t1_ja4x7yh wrote
Who is chuck norris? Educate me I don't wanna google it.
SecurityNo1814 OP t1_ja5ut5z wrote
Google asks Chuck Norris for information
Plo_Koon_317 t1_ja52rb1 wrote
All those people and you still have no bitches
Ransome62 t1_ja3chod wrote
And most of them apparently illegally crossed the boarder under Biden... /s
Eschatologicall t1_ja3nffs wrote
what?
Organic_Customer_778 t1_ja3nmrv wrote
Some idiots always gotta relate EVERYTHING to politics. You need a week away from the news dude.
ChurchOfAdonitology t1_ja3r2gz wrote
It's really sad when they have to tell you they gave you a downvote
AquaCorpsman t1_ja3r6u9 wrote
I may not even disagree with you, but this is actually the dumbest thing I've read all day. Good job.
SkliaHarlan t1_ja4mgl4 wrote
the /s makes this 100% funny to me at least ahahahaha
derderder1 t1_ja3nnfw wrote
Reddit has a lot of stupid comments. But congratulations on having the dumbest one of all time. Take my down vote.
DrLycFerno t1_ja3cze6 wrote
Your joke is outdated, now we're above 8 billion