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leonscum t1_ja3g58r wrote

Here's another recycle from National Lampoon in the 70's:

What do you call a junkie with no legs on a dolly that steals hubcaps?

A Vietnam vet.

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Specialist-Look-7929 t1_ja3jag8 wrote

Or, what's the difference between an onion and a dead hooker?

I cried when I chopped up the onion.

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