To his disappointment it was 72 average Reddit users.

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flt1 t1_ja7a19t wrote on February 27, 2023 at 11:03 AM

He arrived in heaven and George Washington stopped by, kicked him in groin. Then comes Thomas Jefferson, kicked him in the groin. Patrick Henry was after Thomas, and even Robert E Lee was in line. He turned to Being in charge, wait, wait, what’s going on? Why are they here? Where are 72 virgins? Virgins? No, no, no, 72 Virginians

jestice69 t1_ja6bkwi wrote on February 27, 2023 at 4:01 AM

All the virgins have been deflowered, so he just gets a blow job from Allah

Open_Buffalo7660 t1_ja6kors wrote on February 27, 2023 at 5:28 AM

There goes downtown

SofEdM t1_ja7yxe3 wrote on February 27, 2023 at 2:58 PM

I always thought they ended up with 72 Catholic nuns, each holding a machine gun.

GuairdeanBeatha t1_ja89eiq wrote on February 27, 2023 at 4:09 PM

Even worse than a machine gun, they were holding a wooden ruler.

BABAYAGA53021 t1_ja9wvu2 wrote on February 27, 2023 at 10:28 PM

Or a bacon sandwich

No_Warning2173 t1_jaab5uv wrote on February 28, 2023 at 12:07 AM

Not the priests?

Dunners181 t1_jaa4eu7 wrote on February 27, 2023 at 11:19 PM

All 72 are great at World of Warcraft

humorRus t1_jabp20y wrote on February 28, 2023 at 7:19 AM

So I guess Paradise is a basement in your parents home

Punkeewalla t1_ja6ufl9 wrote on February 27, 2023 at 7:22 AM

All were ugly. After all, they were Virgins.Not good enough for anyone else, not good enough for me.

datfingtrump t1_ja6bi93 wrote on February 27, 2023 at 4:00 AM

Hey