I came home really drunk last night and my wife wasn’t happy at all. “How much have you had to drink?” she asked sternly, staring at me. “Nothing” I slurred. “Look at me!” she shouted. “It’s either me or the pub, which one is it?” I paused for a second while I thought and mumbled... Submitted by madazzahatter t3_118vjja on February 22, 2023 at 11:13 AM in Jokes “It’s you. I can tell by the voice.” No comments 2