Submitted by BigSpoonFullOfSnark t3_1227lb8 in LifeProTips
204gaz00 t1_jdr18tc wrote
If you want to cancel your service the best thing I've heard is to say you are moving to a different part of the country
BigSpoonFullOfSnark OP t1_jdr7ixy wrote
That's a good one too. They almost certainly have a human handling those calls.
scalability t1_jdscwui wrote
Don't lie or fib. It's demeaning. You have the right to cancel if you want.
When they ask why you're cancelling, just say "decline to state" to skip the retention script. They hate going through it more than you hate listening to it, but they get fired if you give them a reason and they don't.
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