🧑 "Upgrade my account"

🤖 "One Moment please"

Opus No. 1 plays

📞 "Thank you for Holding, how can I help you?"

🧏 "My Bad, I am actually looking to cancel my service"

📞 "Sure, let me transfer you to the correct department"

Puts me back in the cue

🤖 Thank you for Holding, All of our representatives are currently busy with other callers, your call is important to us, and we will answer it in the order in which it was received, thank you!

🤦 "I knew this was going to happen"

Waits for 20 minutes while phone is on speaker, waiting to get a call

We're sorry, but the person you're trying to reach has not setup their voicemail box 💅 Good bye💅