Submitted by soundplusfury t3_z75cmn in LifeProTips
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We’re stuck in the Musktrix
You say that like it's a bad thing.
You’re a wizard, Elon
Here’s a life pro tip: get off social media
This simple trick is driving social media execs crazy.
Only 1 in 5 can quit successfully
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Have you tried putting down your phone and going outside?
The real LPT
I also heard touching grass was a good solution
So is smoking grass.... but outside
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The solution is to read everything about elon musk fully and then force yourself to watch hours to elon news for days. Then you'll be desensitized and it won't bother you as much. FYI I'm a masochist
Hello there
Join me in downvoting it all
You have my sword.
And my Axe Body Spray.
It’s not much, but it’s honest work.
yes you can actually create filters to block all tweets with specific words in them, and of course also block specific accounts.
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Have you tried not using Twitter?
Not OP but I've tried and the sports news and commentary is just too good.
It would be interesting if all the sports media got together and created their own platform..
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I don’t know, I just had to comment that “my head will explode like a watermelon at a Gallagher show” is my new favorite expression.
Rip gallagher.
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If I had a reward, I'd give it to you.
I used this to block "ratio" back when it started gain fame as cheap lazy way to argue with someone.
Ratio
Ratio. I don't get it, but this is fun.
RATIO!
Ratioing your ratio
Turn of your WiFi. It's the only way at this stage...
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I have a friend that has blocked and muted Musk half a dozen times and twitter keeps undoing it.
So no..
Stop using Twitter. Problem solved.
I recall that there was an app for browsers to replace the word "Trump" by anything you wanted (I chose "Twat") and replace photo's of him by pictures of kittens. I hope someone puts it to market for Musk (which I would replace by "Irrelevant Individual." Such that you get headines like "Things Former Twitter Employees Said About Irrelevant Individual That Got Them Fired."
There's a Chrome extension that changes his name to "Grime's Boyfriend".
ezpz, just install Mastodon and delete your Twitter account.
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Apollo App for iPhone has filter functionality.
Bonus points for the imagery. Thanks for the laugh!
Just wait a couple weeks and there won't be no bird.
Keep talking I'm close..
Agree for different reasons. I just just don’t care enough. Not a professional person in the lot of them
Simple, your phone as a button on the side of it that blocks the screen, and most clothes have pockets to tuck it in.
If in computer, most software have a button on the top right marked with an "X", it does wonders
Join me in #deletetwitter and we can make it disappear
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Uninstalling twitter xD
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Just delete Twitter, the ship has sunk
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Block Musk; go into your settings and Mute the words Elon and Musk.
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Why would you do that lol
Did you not see the sink?
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In all of media…what a dream.
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Is someone dealing with the consequences of being spoon fed by an algorithm for (holy shit) eight years?
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Just follow the group's that don't ever post about it. Works for me.
Yet, here you are replying to a post about Elon
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Upvoting all these comments. Haha
Stop wasting your time on social network.
Why do you want Twitter to fail? Is it because it is no longer a work social network?
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Just let it sink..in
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Yes, let go of your phone.
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LifePro Tip: Block Elon Musk on Twitter, it makes Twitter better for you and makes all the money he was forced to spend to buy the App a big waste. /Nelson Mutz laugh/
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We all need our boogeyman! Remember drrrruuummpppffff?!?!?
Getting away from Elon was the reason I deleted my Twitter account. It was non stop about him, and I hated him years before he ever bought the app. I used to love Twitter; now, I absolutely hope it dies completely.
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Lol its here to stay.
I guess you’re not a fan of free speech?
I did this based on Trump a while ago based on a LPT someone posted but unfortunately cannot remember the process. Know that is can be done though!
Downfall?
I think he spelled success incorrectly.
Twitter is already in the same ballpark when it comes to profit margin as Google and Microsoft after the Twitter layoffs. Made a 48% swing from a 20% loss to a +28% profit almost overnight.
And they hit record new user sign-ups.
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How about just scroll past it instead of letting it take up so much real estate in your head that you have to post about it not taking up so much real estate?
What downfall? He’s doing fine, doing what needs to be done.
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If there were, we wouldn't see yours.