Submitted by [deleted] t3_z1wsu3 in LifeProTips
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Submitted by [deleted] t3_z1wsu3 in LifeProTips
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It sucks. A girl was into me but i told her i only like pillows.
Haha, I'm sorry mate
Also the condom broke, what do I do!?
You better make an honest pillow out of them
All I have to do is keep em off the crack pipe and away from sales
Plan B for the pillow.
Identify people who may be willing to buy baby shaped pillows
Start saving up because this is gonna be your life soon
I'm too young to raise a throw pillow!
Imo a pillow aint gonna prepare you either. Its not the motions that are gonna make you nut fast, its how warm and wet it is. Like a hug surrounding your penis. Have more sex, safe sex, get better at it, have fun. If you feel like you're gonna nut and don't want to, pull it out and go down on them or use your fingers for a while to cool off. Rinse and repeat, definitely helps train the tolerance. But if you put it in and immediately say 'oh fuck', enjoy the next 12 seconds.
Now i am pillow sexual 🗿
Masterbating doesn't stop at a relationship. It's healthy and normal.
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Ello_Owu t1_ixd6sul wrote
Directions unclear, now I just love fucking pillows