So standing outside Planned Parenthood calling women whores isn't helping?

My son bought a whole truck load from one for $20, delivered.

If you have an HSA, that money is yours to keep.

Heated mattress cover.

Amazing. Climb into a nice heated bed with warm sheets.

They handed me a corn dog... and I ate it.

It was delicious.

You kids have a weird attachment to your phones. I just leave mine on but don't look at it when it isn't appropriate. Say at a sit down dinner, when I'm working, when I'm chatting with someone, or when I drive the god damned car down the highway!

Like 99% of the US population doesn't rely on a water pump for water.

Yes, that is where the people are located.

But how does that affect flushing a toilet, which is a gravity fed process?

Most water doesn't stop with a power outage.

1. Generator

2. Alternate heat like a vent free natural gas heater or Buddy Heater

3. Small portable gas stove

4. Flashlights, led lanterns, candles, oil lamps

5. Puzzles or cards. Uno is a favorite.

6. Keep your cell phones charged and get a weather app with real-time alerts. We use Storm Shield.

7. Warming meals like soup. Have some ready made so they're easy to heat.

8. Wear layers. Wool socks.

Not if the engine is warm.

On Amazon they sell these squirt bottles so you have a lot of water to blast. I use one of those.

I hate when you shake someone's hand and now they've marked you as theirs.

I like the cut of your jib, but if you cut down the dip bowl in four places with scissors, you can fold it down and lick the dip bowl clean.

Dump the scraps in the bag into the dip and eat the dip with a spoon.

Amateur.

Same can be said for a kid, but a 100 times worse.

We have an exhaust fan.

I just want my package which never did show up.

50% of America is pay check to pay check with little to no sick leave so of course people work sick

Welcome to the USA. We care more about profits and war than health care. For about 9 months in 2020, businesses said if you're sick stay home. Now they want you to work regardless. And you can't get day care? Bring your sick little one.

I see people who have been driving for years who havent still learned how to drive yet. You'll be fine just practice for a few days with somebody near where you'll be taking your test.

Luckily, here, checks notes... it was -5F on Friday. So our chances of bee attack are virtually zero.

Hike with bear spray and a loud bell.

If you're a smaller person, paint eye balls on the back of your hat.

You should show the smells your definition. That'll fix it.