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reddituser7542 t1_iwxqio0 wrote

You were lost, and now you are found, my brother ( sister). Let me tell you about the kingdom of our lord Jesus Christ.

Try this with few and see how everyone stops ringing the bell. Also, it is fun to see them squirm and run away.

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SnooDrawings1480 t1_iwxu9bb wrote

Might work on salesmen, but i tend to get missionaries and local church people more than salesmen and it might have an opposite effect

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Various_Succotash_79 t1_iwxvxj7 wrote

Tell them about the dark lord Baphomet or something like that.

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[deleted] t1_iwylhgp wrote

Have you met our lord and savior, Greg Glassman? Wanna do some burpees together?

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reddituser7542 t1_iwyoi78 wrote

Hahaha, not sure if the opposite would work...when they knock, try selling them membership of a club where they need to bring more members and make money.

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Walauyavishum t1_iwz0lxi wrote

Open and tell them you're atheist or Jewish or whatever they're not.

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