Submitted by arkobsessed t3_zhejv6 in LifeProTips
Extreme_Today_984 t1_izlzc1o wrote
Also, that way you make sure you get a slice. My dad used to be in charge of cooking at the BBQ. He'd make a feast for all of our extended family and everyone would eat it all, leaving my dad without a plate. That's until he wised up and made a plate for himself first lol
arkobsessed OP t1_izm4mt1 wrote
That's actually a brilliant addition to this tip. It's so sad when the cook is left with the unwanted leftovers. Your dad's a smart man for thinking of that.
WinoWithAKnife t1_iznv6fl wrote
When I was at summer camp as a kid, the rule on trips was always Cooks Eat First (and someone else cleans)
MandySnutz t1_iznu0a3 wrote
Exactly, if you're in charge of barbecue you should be saving the best cuts for yourself, especially burnt ends
Khaylain t1_izn3mrb wrote
There should be some perks to being the cook.
JoeDeluxe t1_izox2t1 wrote
Blowjob is one way
toodleoo77 t1_izpq6ea wrote
wut
JoeDeluxe t1_izsiyw9 wrote
Blowjob
joemc04 t1_izo63od wrote
I always eat last when I provide or prepare food. If you don’t get any there wasn’t enough.
PandaBeaarAmy t1_izoii9c wrote
Man. I was taught to be polite/generous and serve everyone else first. Used to love doing it because theres always more than enough, and it works very well when everyone else makes sure you also eat. Made the mistake of doing that for other kids at summer camp, every kid got served their first slice, grabbed second and THIRD slices, and by the time I got around to myself, there wasn't a first slice for me.
Went to the next meal, stood up, and instead of asking everyone else for their plates like I usually do, served myself up a huge plate and sat my ass down while everyone called me rude.
Naw bitch. Nowadays I'm making my plate first.
SlideWhistler t1_izphiqc wrote
Who doesn’t use a “don’t get seconds until everybody has had firsts” rule?
PandaBeaarAmy t1_izpnzsj wrote
Savages. It was the rule, but they definitely enjoyed their thirds. They thought I served myself first "like normal people".
And as a child the same age as the other campers at the table (or younger!) I couldn't exactly tell them off or enforce the rule.
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