LPT: Put those goddam little felt pads on everything.

I don’t know why it took me so long to figure this shit out. Those fucking little felt pads? Buy loads of them. All sizes. Put them on everything. Unless you have carpeted floors like a fucking psycho, slap them under every goddam piece of furniture you have: stools, chairs, sofas, cabinets… You got a metal safe for your collection of rare frisbees? Sling that felt shit under there too. And not just underneath! Thinking of placing a magazine rack next to your shitter? Line the edges with that shit so you don’t mark up your fucking wall paint. Good day.