Submitted by FoxCharacter5108 t3_1176ycq in LifeProTips
p3p1noR0p3 t1_j9afibw wrote
Glass of cold water; Meditate 10 min; Cardio 10 min; Cold shower; Cocain;
Eddie_Cash t1_j9bzrvg wrote
You had me in the first half!
pseudocultist t1_j9d6oh8 wrote
This but 15 minutes of cardio and weed instead of cocaine. If I'm buzzing before the bees are, all will be well.
AlligatorRaper t1_j9bnw4d wrote
Wow thanks! I’ve always used cocaine to stay up later but I had no idea that it would help wake you up in the morning as well. That’s for the tip! Will try!
Kemel90 t1_j9aopcg wrote
that last one especially
Flat-Marionberry6583 t1_j9ekyjk wrote
If i try to meditate for 10 min i will fall asleep again
opp11235 t1_j9f064w wrote
Try yoga. Kind of hard to fall asleep in downward facing dog pose
front_yard_duck_dad t1_j9f08wh wrote
Can I cut out the cardio for an extra ration of cocaine?
ChiefCasual t1_j9fic0l wrote
Just do the cocaine first and the cardio will take care of itself.
front_yard_duck_dad t1_j9fioga wrote
That's what I'm talking about?!
easyc78 t1_j9gkdd3 wrote
This ☝️
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