Submitted by matt2085 t3_11cnj7b in LifeProTips
cortez1O t1_ja3yoor wrote
Be competitive in something else. Marathons, tough mudders, crossfit, triathlons, etc. Plenty of things to channel that competitive fire into.
_Forgotten t1_ja4hb1o wrote
You missed League of Legends sir.
Acualux t1_ja5ixjs wrote
Stop there Satan, he said be competitive in something else, not be a slave or throw away your life for something else.
Pokesers t1_ja6sjrf wrote
You dont want to be converted into a toxic basement gremlin who speaks only in insults?
Oudeis16 t1_ja7ei44 wrote
...I mean OP said he wanted to be in sports so kinda the same thing, unless you're one of the top like six guys in any given sport. And yes I am deliberately gendering that.
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KingoftheMongoose t1_jacferj wrote
Halt! You have violated the law!!
…Then pay with your blood!!
TiberiusGracchi t1_ja44bd3 wrote
This is the best advice
arons20 t1_ja68kby wrote
Softball or golf also help. I made fun of golf my entire life, and now I absolutely love it. Great competition with a few of my lax buddies for the last 15+ years
Cryptbarron t1_ja6g3rp wrote
On top of that almost every city has a rugby team. No experience required and you get to run the ball and tackle people if you’re into that type of sport!
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kelownew t1_ja56wa5 wrote
> tough mudders
I read that as "murders". Oops?
Thedogsthatgowoof t1_ja6jr6z wrote
Or: Get hired as in medical sales where all the other athletes go
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