Submitted by DJfunH8R t3_124r4tc in MechanicalKeyboards
LukusMaxamus t1_je0hor5 wrote
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DJfunH8R OP t1_je0qxeo wrote
If you seek the glory and blessings of the gods, then follow these 6 easy steps:
- Step 1: Get chosen by an ivi-attuas in a dream
- Step 2: Prepare your pora and swim to the islet of Motu Nui
- Step 3: Await the sooty terns and collect the first egg of the season
- Step 4: Call out to the shore that you have the egg [your benefactor shaves his head and paints it white or red]
- Step 5: Swim back to shore with the egg secured inside a reed basket tied to your forehead
- Step 6: Scale the cliff face of Rano Kau, present the egg to your benefactor, become the birdman, and claim your sacred rights.
Sewer_Thing t1_je282ey wrote
waltuh
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