Viewing a single comment thread. View all comments

Sooz48 t1_j2bl9er wrote

He’s almost the spitting image of Sir Isaac Newton. It’s almost enough to make you believe in reincarnation.

187

VanCityZen t1_j2chi3d wrote

Funny enough, he has a PhD in Astro physics too

106

dancin-weasel t1_j2cj9lc wrote

So you’re saying if I were to grow my hair out, I too could be a PhD in that astrophisiology thing?

47

EssBen t1_j2d6lkq wrote

Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.

25

aaminuk t1_j2dj4qr wrote

I heard it was to radiate the heat generated from the brain. you need lots of surface area like Brian or Einstein

1

mindbleach t1_j2ew87s wrote

Only works reliably in 50 Hz regions. Americans may have to substitute yr skinny fists.

1

TheSameButBetter t1_j2dc3cs wrote

Good to know he has something to fall back on if the whole rockstar thing doesn't work out.

12

ultra_casual t1_j2dw4zf wrote

Next reincarnation of Newton will have physics + guitar + some cool new skill. I can't wait!

4

khaddy t1_j2eni9d wrote

Really makes you wonder tho, if the geniuses thru history were born today, would they still go into the same vocation? For all we know, Newton would have been a math-illiterate rock star or influencer!

2

Lurcho t1_j2cpng9 wrote

I bet Sir Issac could have shredded like a pro had he invented the electric guitar.

15

Christopher135MPS t1_j2e9d8p wrote

Your post reminds me a line from a tv show called “clone High”:

“Folks, For my next totally outrageous campaign stunt, I will ride this windsurfboard which is connected by a bungee cord to this monster truck, which my friend Gandhi will drive back and forth on this half-pipe. Just like the real Abe Lincoln would have done, had he the tools to do so.”

4

mindbleach t1_j2fj2p8 wrote

In theory we'll be getting another season soon, but whatever evil warlock owns Warner, that whole series might get cast into the shadow realm.

What I'm saying is, keep your DVD set.

1