Is post malone dead?

Submitted by coolgall22 t3_10mxoer in Music

they killed him & cloned him. twelve karat toothache is Austin Post’s last tour, ever. really listen to his albums, read the titles again. its a conversation.

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AgrajagTheProlonged t1_j65rh7q wrote

Is this the next iteration of the “Paul (McCartney) died in a car crash and was replaced by a look-alike?”

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coolgall22 OP t1_j69qjwk wrote

not a look alike, a CLONE. he literally had bald patches on his head around the release of this album. now peep his fresh ink & sudden weight loss

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AgrajagTheProlonged t1_j69qnh1 wrote

Is this something you actually believe, or are you just being facetious?

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coolgall22 OP t1_j69sfcd wrote

i am being deadass. i know it sounds crazy, but once you open your eyes & rlly listen to what they’re saying, you’ll never be able to listen to music the same again. Every song, are conversations between the artist and their “maker”, the “elite”, whoever put them up there

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coolgall22 OP t1_j69tn8c wrote

with post, he had potential. they wanted him to join them, graduate from being a puppet to becoming a master. But his addition was getting out of hand(“return of Mac”), and then he fell in love & tried to run away. So they decided to eliminate him, and replace him w something they can control. now this is just a wild theory i got from just listening to his albums. but i know im not completely off from the truth

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The8thNeedle t1_j65rffu wrote

he was in a video talking about magic the gathering just yesterday

so yeah hes probably dead lmao

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Expert-Hyena6226 t1_j68gh8p wrote

I don’t wish the guy harm, but I listen to his music and just think “Why?”

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coolgall22 OP t1_j68uqyd wrote

finally. someone gets it. HE iss the twelve carat tooth ache

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