Submitted by [deleted] t3_124y373 in OldSchoolCool
FitSeeker1982 t1_je1qia7 wrote
She probably wouldn’t fuck you in any era…
mrnastymannn t1_je2aljw wrote
She’d bang you if you were her son and travelled back in time
NotThatGuyAnother1 t1_je2xexs wrote
...Or an anthropomorphic duck.
bloodguzzlingbunny t1_je3iigr wrote
Or Tom Cruise.
Zestyclose_Standard6 t1_je3v91q wrote
...it's the same picture?
Rdan5112 t1_je5jyn9 wrote
I have something funny to show you
vikingspam t1_je4le4q wrote
Or a shot down fighter pilot.
dickie-mcdrip t1_je6fu49 wrote
I saw her filming a scene in LA for Howard the Duck. She looked even better in person than on camera
Negative_Band183 t1_je2mh79 wrote
just-concerned t1_je2mfrf wrote
Wow. That's as wrong as throwing a brick at a hearse, but very true.
baddecision116 t1_je21g62 wrote
You know she fucked a duck right?
PhasmaFelis t1_je291w8 wrote
Unless OP is a duck, I don't see how that changes things.
MyTornArsehole t1_je39mpf wrote
orgeezuz t1_je22fi0 wrote
[corkscrew emoji placeholder]
SolAggressive t1_je23afc wrote
You think I might find happiness in the animal kingdom, Ducky?
Kyoh21 t1_je2i318 wrote
So you KNOW that OP is one ugly fuckling
JSONJSONJSON t1_je387hv wrote
Allegedly.
soyelmocano t1_je2oxsu wrote
RIP u/fuckswithducks
deviousmajik t1_je3obpt wrote
That corkscrew penis is hard to resist.
SleepNowInTheFire666 t1_je36o30 wrote
And almost her son Calvin Klein
Lazlo_Hollyfeld69 t1_je36v22 wrote
In a place called "Cleve Land".
Hbella456 t1_je35hku wrote
So is she…made of wood?
OarsandRowlocks t1_je4alp6 wrote
Not a chicken or a cow.
dickie-mcdrip t1_je6g1y9 wrote
Well….in the 80’s “Go fuck a duck” was actual saying
TheBr0fessor t1_je2m7yv wrote
Beeevvvveerrrllllyyy. <passes out>
weltvonalex t1_je51aom wrote
Exactly my thoughts.
[deleted] OP t1_je3059z wrote
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Fabznz t1_je398jr wrote
Not wrong era, wrong body.
s4m1ch t1_je3c9bu wrote
Who fucking asked?
Ctfwest t1_je4mv3q wrote
Unless you were a duck
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