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ArbutusPhD t1_ixewj9h wrote

False! You are not a Dracula

You are either a vampire, or THE Dracula

Fact: bears beat bampires

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BelligerentHorticult OP t1_ixf109c wrote

Wait though, I said the Dracula.

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ArbutusPhD t1_ixffg29 wrote

You said the, not The

Are you a the or The the

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BelligerentHorticult OP t1_ixfnoqg wrote

I thought Dracula was not only a name, but a title. He's the big guy. Like lots of devils but only a Lucifer. So I was making the distinction between myself, The Dracula, and then that othe guy with the green shit on his face.

I can see how my initial description was inadequate and I'm glad we got to the bottom of my Halloween cub scout costume from 32 years ago. Seriously, thanks for that bit of pedanticism.

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ArbutusPhD t1_ixfzff3 wrote

Now I see that you too are a redditor of distinction. You made one hell of a the The Dracula

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BelligerentHorticult OP t1_ixfzxnt wrote

Yo it was crappy as fuck but I was 10. At least I had fangs. That medal thing I was wearing was cuz I had only seen Bela lugosi as drac and he has some sort of awesome family amulet thing. Or so I thought.

Thanks for that, I appreciate the compliment and I really appreciate this conversation.

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