Actor/footballer Vinnie Jones with opposing player Paul Gascoigne during a match. 1988Submitted by 305FUN t3_z18ovh in OldSchoolCool
Manaze85 t1_ix9l6et wrote
This man will never not be Bullet Tooth Tony to me.
Neodettori t1_ix9n22y wrote
Cos he dodges bullets Avi
YOURMOMMASABITCH t1_ixbjebv wrote
You're thinking of boris the bullet dodger (the uzbeki). Bullet tooth Tony was the brit who got shot multiple times and still killed his assassin.
Quite the opposite of dodging bullets.
ShanbaTat t1_ixd29bg wrote
that's a quote from Tony though
mumphry_murphy t1_ixcggki wrote
You going down Tony!
Sad_Pension496 t1_ixd33dc wrote
“You can call me Susan if you’d like”
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cleverkname t1_ix9szez wrote
Point Five Oh.
Dylsnick t1_ixalp6j wrote
Should precipitate your balls into shrinking
DyslexicDarryl t1_ixbv4kb wrote
Along wiv your presence
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smolpnrg t1_ixe6p6b wrote
I didn't know it was him from the pic or by name but this line gave it away
TheMulattoMaker t1_ixaihdt wrote
"The fact that you've got 'Replica' written down the side of your guns... and the fact that I've got 'Desert Eagle Point Five Oh' written on the side of mine... should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now...
...fuck off."
WU-itsForTheChildren t1_ixb21rf wrote
Avi…. PICKUP YOUR SOCKS!
TheMulattoMaker t1_ixb2j4f wrote
Don't take the piss, Boris!
WU-itsForTheChildren t1_ixb45fb wrote
“Give me case or I shoot”
“You know what, fuck you too”
Doktor_musmatta t1_ix9n87i wrote
Big Chris*
DrDrankenstein t1_ixac6u8 wrote
Same, with his role in Eurotrip coming in a close second.
SING!!
TheMulattoMaker t1_ixaiv98 wrote
"Oi! 'is a private members bar, exclusively for the supporters of the greatest football team in the world! Manchester United!"
Plumbanddumb t1_ixautcz wrote
Were the Manchester united fan club.......from ohio.
friggintodd t1_ixavh4a wrote
My baby takes the morning train...
Plumbanddumb t1_ixavvbg wrote
He works from 9 to 5 and then...
TheMulattoMaker t1_ixaw4gr wrote
He takes another home again...
Plumbanddumb t1_ixazy0i wrote
To find me watching.....The Manchester United football team!!!!!! The best freaking team in all the land!! Woohoo!!
TheMulattoMaker t1_ixb2gzc wrote
...pretty good.
PRETTY DANG GOOD, LADS!
DrDrankenstein t1_ixba6f7 wrote
*opens beers with eyelids
funklab t1_ixb10da wrote
Have you not seen Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels?
This guy is clearly Big Chris. He's just a family man trying to teach his son a trade.
Manaze85 t1_ixb1fr7 wrote
I have, but I saw Snatch first, and he was thusly imprinted on my memory.
CelticGaelic t1_ixb7yde wrote
I had a choice between snatch and two smoking barrels...I had to go for snatch, not a barrels kinda guy. So what's this movie everyone's talking about?
timn1717 t1_ixd0ypn wrote
Had me in the first half
painstakenlypatient t1_ixb7dd0 wrote
“Oh, I love this track”
canadianformalwear t1_ixd4c9q wrote
I will never not quote that when Lucky Star comes on anywhere. The restaurant. The club. Soundtracks. People don’t get it, and I don’t care.
painstakenlypatient t1_ixddk3g wrote
Be a lot cooler if ya did
Derfargin t1_ixbdyfs wrote
Madonna’s - Lucky Star blares in the background “I luv-iss fuckin trak.”
EddieLobster t1_ixbbucd wrote
It seems sadly ironic it’s your pickle that got you into this pickle.
deepaksn t1_ixbeixl wrote
“Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity!”
Sad_Pension496 t1_ixd2yec wrote
“So should I call you bullet or Tony“
attaboy000 t1_ixbfnu4 wrote
I prefer to call him Susan.
tomeschmusic t1_ixbh6xy wrote
Desert Eagle.
Dylsnick t1_ixbvjtr wrote
I SHOOT YOU TONY! YOU GO DOWN!
TheDayman_240 t1_ixebkgq wrote
Bonjour!
Edit: Autospaced.
deepaksn t1_ixef068 wrote
After crushing a guys skull in a door half a dozen times! Haha!!
TheDayman_240 t1_ixeglo6 wrote
The man's got style and manners lol!
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