Submitted by OrangeLoco t3_1095vuy in OldSchoolCool
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GullibleFrisbee t1_j3wno2n wrote
Looks like you shot out your two front teeth tho!
UbermachoGuy t1_j3wua7c wrote
Brunrand t1_j3wl1ct wrote
Whats the cat's name?
OrangeLoco OP t1_j3wl9a7 wrote
Gimpy. He only had use of three legs when we found him.
nemozerosquared t1_j3ww7e6 wrote
Nicetomitja t1_j3wwuje wrote
The gimp's sleeping
nemozerosquared t1_j3x50ak wrote
Well, I guess you’ll have to wake him up now, won’t ya?
Brunrand t1_j3wlnig wrote
I knew a Gimp with tree legs once too.
Xuliman t1_j3wws63 wrote
That look, "you know I only have three legs to run with, be careful where you point that thing!"
reggaemixedkid t1_j3yrvc0 wrote
"Lil Moe with the gimpy leg."
Mocker-Poker t1_j3yimaa wrote
Gimpy looks unimpressed with your posing though
neverheardthatphrase t1_j3xtzgn wrote
You'll shoot your eye out!
Ghosthost2000 t1_j3wl2fs wrote
Me too! My little bro had the same construction crane in the picture.
skiitifyoucan t1_j3x1zdk wrote
came here to say you're gunna shoot your eye out :)
nooshaw t1_j3xqb2x wrote
Great Scott! I had that same BB gun. If I recall you have to unscrew the end of the barrel and pull out the magazine to fill with bb's one at a freaking time. One day it got lodged putting it back in and it accidentally discharged with my had over the barrel. Had a black welt in the palm of my hand for a month.
OrangeLoco OP t1_j3xrwyh wrote
BBs were fed into that smaller barrel underneath the main barrel. You had to slide the lid to the smaller barrel off to the side, pour the bb's into it, and then slide the lid back to closed. A trick my dad taught me was to make a funnel with my hand by grabbing the top of the barrel with just my pinky and hand with the funnel top being between your thumb and index finger. You could pour the bb's into that part and they would funnel down through my hand and into the barrel. That way you didn't have to spill them trying to pour them directly into the system.
Homerdk t1_j3xqppl wrote
Ah it's a bb gun lol, I just watched the movie Revenge and thought you lived in Texas and this was an actual gun :D
OrangeLoco OP t1_j3xsi50 wrote
Well, I did live in TX when this photo was taken.
EDHblvd t1_j3yff86 wrote
My bro was 3 days old that Xmas.
Archelon_ischyros t1_j3wt0xy wrote
Did you shoot your eye out?
Calkky t1_j3wqydo wrote
I hope you didn't do target practice on that cat. It looks like it was a pretty chill critter.
OrganicBridge7428 t1_j3w7hsh wrote
You’ll shoot your eye out kid!
UbermachoGuy t1_j3wu4yg wrote
thirdeyefish t1_j3w7lmc wrote
JUST beat me to it.
guestpass127 t1_j3wdh79 wrote
Ah, Kiss’s “Love Gun.” The album I begged my parents to buy me for my eighth Christmas, 1982.. featuring such delightfully age-appropriate songs as “Christine Sixteen,” in which Gene Simmons tells an underage high school girl that he’s having a hard time not raping her
OrangeLoco OP t1_j3wg83w wrote
With lyrics like this, " She's been around
But she's young and clean."
guestpass127 t1_j3wj5ri wrote
I mean, if they could have gotten away with calling the album “Penis” they wouldn’t have even bothered with the “Love Gun” euphemism
I don’t know if anyone has noticed this yet but Kiss was…kinda sleazy
redlion496 t1_j3wl3vd wrote
So are most rock musicians!
guestpass127 t1_j3wmp8m wrote
Well, most rock musicians of the past
Most rock musicians today are hobbyists and have jobs that support them because there’s no market for rock music anymore
That doesn’t mean they can’t also be sleazy, only that it’s a lot harder to be a sleazy rock pig on the level of a Gene Simmons circa 1977 when you’re broke, no women want to hear your music, and you can only play gigs locally, on nights when you don’t have to work the next day
DAE_le_Cure t1_j40dao7 wrote
I felt this in my soul
Source: sleazy rock pig currently facing most of these obstacles
gbethea1117 t1_j3wl2oo wrote
Wasn't that the destroyer album
OrangeLoco OP t1_j3wlr16 wrote
Love Gun album, but Destroyer was pretty similar.
[deleted] t1_j3wvvm4 wrote
Destroyer was my first ever LP, circa 1981.
guestpass127 t1_j3wm6yg wrote
Most Kiss albums were interchangeable but Christine Sixteen was definitely on Love Gun. Like I said I got that album for Christmas when I was 8, I vividly remember trying to understand all the weird dumb sex lyrics on this album at that age
roguestate t1_j3w8r5m wrote
KISS Army!
OrangeLoco OP t1_j3w91tg wrote
Love Gun!
Lord-Velveeta t1_j3wdxh3 wrote
Had the same poster, BB gun and that amazing crane!
OrangeLoco OP t1_j3wfdxm wrote
Yeah, the crane was really cool. The rolled up green thing was astro-turf, which was for the train set that is in the boxes on that chest behind the crane. The yellow tin on the dresser is what the bb's came in. All Christmas day scores.
Lord-Velveeta t1_j3zco0q wrote
Nice! My father had set up my train set on a 4x8 plywood sheet (green turf carpet glued on, tracks nailed on). We had the coolest toys in the 70’s.
OrangeLoco OP t1_j4133qb wrote
Nice, thank you for sharing that. We did have some great toys in the 70's. Good time to grow up.
Julius_Downey t1_j3y760v wrote
I had the same poster too (but a Crossman BB gun)!
Tall_Kayak_Guy t1_j461fxz wrote
Same poster too, but a Daisy 880.
Jsimpson059 t1_j3wnd7c wrote
Its crazy how long that design of bb gun lasted, I think every little boy either had one, or knew someone who had one since the 60s. I think they still sell them at walmart.
Dirk_Tungsten t1_j3wxrrj wrote
They do still sell them to this day! I've jokingly asked for one every Christmas for decades, and my wife finally got me one this year.
FWIW, I didn't shoot my eye out, but I am wearing my old glasses. Those icicles have been known to kill people!
MrNastyOne t1_j3x9ei8 wrote
I grew up in southwest Missouri, not too far from the Arkansas border. When I was young, my dad took me to the Daisy HQ in Rogers, AR to pick out a Daisy BB gun.
OrangeLoco OP t1_j3xke7r wrote
That's pretty cool!
kewlbeanz83 t1_j3wkxwm wrote
"You'll shoot your eye out!"
AngryErrandBoy t1_j3wq2hv wrote
That is the most 1977 picture I've ever seen.
deebosbike t1_j3wrqmj wrote
America may have peaked in 1977. It was a helluva year.
rda889 t1_j3wfuk4 wrote
I had that same cat
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Original_A_Cast t1_j3wtswv wrote
Everything about the picture screams 70s and I LOVE it!
OrangeLoco OP t1_j3wu8cy wrote
I'm glad you love it...thank you!
Mizzle6 t1_j3xz89l wrote
You probably also got Roman candles and lawn darts. LUCKY. That cat doesn’t give a FFFF
percygreen t1_j3w8oi6 wrote
Point that thing at Gene, not Ace.
redlion496 t1_j3wlkjt wrote
Ace is just as much of a sleaze/jerk as Gene, somehow Ace always gets a pass.
percygreen t1_j3wphut wrote
He probably is, but I don’t know because he’s not in my face about it.
CentralHarlem t1_j3wmaeq wrote
No Star Wars toys? What kind of outcast were you?
captainflowers t1_j3wp5qu wrote
And famously during that first Christmas after Star Wars was released there weren’t any toys. They sold cardboard boxes with images of the toys, and a certificate to take into the store to exchange for the real toys when they were finally completed and real to be sold.
CentralHarlem t1_j3wt01o wrote
I had forgotten that.
OrangeLoco OP t1_j3wpsqh wrote
Very interesting fun fact. Thank you for sharing that!
wojo_lives t1_j3xaa6h wrote
I don't temper exactly, but I think only a few figures were available by Christmas '77, but you could order them and they'd give you a cardboard certificate of sorts that promised the toy was coming. Something like that?
CentralHarlem t1_j3xb004 wrote
I remember a kind of cardboard platform you could buy to hold the figures when they came out.
OrangeLoco OP t1_j3wobu8 wrote
Star Wars premiered exactly 7 months prior to this day. I saw Star Wars while I was in the first grade, but not sure if I saw it before or after Christmas.
DavoTB t1_j3wo6rl wrote
Love Gun and BB gun! What could go wrong?
TheBobRoberts111 t1_j3wqmm7 wrote
He's in the Kiss Army!
[deleted] t1_j3wv0dh wrote
I had that Kiss poster, in the early 80’s.
Poetic-HomeSlice t1_j3wvoxb wrote
That KISS poster tho
Lonely-Connection-37 t1_j3x0dq1 wrote
Kiss🤘🏿🤘🏿
Mental-Deer-9919 t1_j3xb14i wrote
You'll shoot your eye out
Trick-Trust6127 t1_j3xfqct wrote
like the KISS poster
gertalives t1_j3watpd wrote
Did you settle on a glass eye or an eye patch?
OrangeLoco OP t1_j3wwtme wrote
Too bad I didn't have the fore"sight" to photoshop an eyepatch into the picture.
Diehard_NZ t1_j3wb6gm wrote
Fluffy's last xmas
OrangeLoco OP t1_j3wc4el wrote
That cat only had use of three legs. And not because I shot it. We heard it meowing while in the drive-thru line at a Hartz Chicken. I opened the car door and it hopped in. We named it Gimpy.
[deleted] t1_j3wrciz wrote
Aww that’s a sweet story. Cat’s never hop in my car when I try to lure them hahaha! J/k kinda
Maximum-Thing9968 t1_j3wtbwi wrote
You'll shoot your eye out, Ralphie!!!!
aeondru t1_j3xiwes wrote
I've got posters on the walls...
OrangeLoco OP t1_j3xx5jx wrote
My favorite rock group KISS
I've got Ace Frehley, I've got Peter Criss
LurkysGoCart t1_j3xypiz wrote
Is that a Red Ryder carbine action 200 shot range model air rifle?
dendenp t1_j3y19hl wrote
Careful. You'll shoot your eye out, kid.
Defiant-Version-1734 t1_j3y3e61 wrote
No Star Wars gear?
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what the heck?
NarcolepticBard t1_j3yb77f wrote
Your cat was real cute.
OrangeLoco OP t1_j3ybbq6 wrote
Thank you!
Ok-Elk-6087 t1_j3ydh4z wrote
Joining the Kiss Army
groovemongrel t1_j3yeo8y wrote
We are probably the same age. I had a bunch of KISS stuff too.
IssuesandInferences t1_j3z44ux wrote
Me in 2018, seriously considering it…
SlumgullySlim t1_j3z92pv wrote
Cool KISS poster!
Key_Reserve7148 t1_j3zd1dr wrote
Cool poster
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gbethea1117 t1_j3wl0q7 wrote
And the kiss destroyer poster on the wall legend
InternationalBus8936 t1_j3wo7zy wrote
What was the cat’s name?
OrangeLoco OP t1_j3wos6r wrote
Gimpy. It had all four legs but could only use three for some reason. It was that way when we found it. That cat could still zoomie though.
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ActNo8507 t1_j3wqem3 wrote
Not till you’re 12, son.
DrRotwang t1_j3x35ih wrote
Good lord, I remember that poster.
coruptedtwnklsprkl t1_j3xdo97 wrote
Cats been lazy since the beginning of time
TabletopVorthos t1_j3xii8t wrote
That cat is thinking, "aw shit, why?"
eqpmgr t1_j3y53fj wrote
Did you shoot your eye out?
HeartlesSoldier t1_j3yeu0z wrote
People today think that if you're giving a gun at a young age it means he'll shoot up with school when they don't realize is that that's always been a thing, the difference is the generation of people getting the guns
ShazadM t1_j3ymtom wrote
You’ll shoot your eye out kid.
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Spudwrench77 t1_j3znuds wrote
How long did it take before the Gimpster got winged?
Tube72 t1_j3zqzuz wrote
You’ll shoot your eye out kid
RightChemical3732 t1_j3zrvxl wrote
Red rider
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KrakenMcCracken t1_j3wev5j wrote
Kitty is like, “seriously, Karen?”
OrangeLoco OP t1_j3w7l4w wrote
Six year old me on Christmas Day 1977 with my Red Ryder bb gun. I still have that bb gun and both eyes.