Archelon_ischyros
Archelon_ischyros t1_ja8w94y wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
That doesn't rhyme at all.
Archelon_ischyros t1_j9oas5x wrote
Reply to comment by Diligent_Mark_3284 in NASA confirms 1,000lb meteorite slammed into Texas | As good time as any for European Space Agency to announce a 2030 asteoroid-spotting mission by chrisdh79
A corgi-sized pumpkin?
Archelon_ischyros t1_j9nqhbq wrote
Reply to comment by rocky20817 in NASA confirms 1,000lb meteorite slammed into Texas | As good time as any for European Space Agency to announce a 2030 asteoroid-spotting mission by chrisdh79
It was the size of a corgi and weighed as much as 4 baby elephants, if that clarifies things.
Archelon_ischyros t1_j8tq8lv wrote
Reply to comment by peer-reviewed-myopia in Smartphone checking predicts more daily cognitive failures, study finds by chrisdh79
I read this article on my smartphone.
Archelon_ischyros t1_j7oajik wrote
Yes, you made a mistake. But the colleague that shared the screenshot on Slack is an asshole.
Archelon_ischyros t1_j6lskva wrote
tifu by not learning about paragraphs.
Archelon_ischyros t1_j6jzdvl wrote
Reply to comment by Scarecrow314159 in TIFU by wearing a T-shirt to a restaurant by JustSpeaker208
I hate that feeling.
Archelon_ischyros t1_j3wt0xy wrote
Reply to comment by OrangeLoco in Christmas 1977 by OrangeLoco
Did you shoot your eye out?
Archelon_ischyros t1_j3v7jej wrote
Reply to Sears; Fun for all! (OC) by LeeroyM
I used to have nightmares like this as a kid.
Archelon_ischyros t1_j3n80lj wrote
Reply to comment by i_am_a_bot_ama in PsBattle: Cardinal flying directly at camera by WowThatsRelevant
The original Angrybird.
Archelon_ischyros t1_j3kfgh4 wrote
Reply to The intersubjectivity collapse: a collapse of the network of unspoken rules that hold civilization together based on the subjectivity of minds that have created it, due to introduction of vastly new minds that lead to unpredictability of agents amongst each other. by Gmroo
What a fucking ridiculously unintelligible heading to this post.
Archelon_ischyros t1_iv3w1zv wrote
Reply to comment by majesticmoron13 in Ottawa Senators officially for sale by Genevieves_bitch
About $800 million USD
Archelon_ischyros t1_iuzkxiu wrote
Reply to comment by MassGaydiation in Researchers fed microalgae on leftover coffee grounds to produce high-quality biodiesel | It could decrease reliance on palm oil to produce biofuel. by chrisdh79
The biggest issue with respect to biofuel from algae is how to economically extract the oil, not what to feed the algae. There hasn't been any real success in that area.
Archelon_ischyros t1_iugxu7x wrote
Reply to comment by NinjaElectricMeteor in My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink by Forged04
Archelon_ischyros t1_iufatkp wrote
Reply to Onestone by le_bouffon
Your last paragraph completely ruins any hope of this being a funny joke. Just let the punchline rest on its own merits.
Archelon_ischyros t1_iu5fxst wrote
They'd have made Whitefish Bay if they'd put 15 more miles behind her.
Archelon_ischyros t1_is2t2xb wrote
Reply to comment by Majestic_Electric in Antibiotic found in potato disease thwarts fungal infections by Sariel007
But will it work on my toe fungus? That's all I really want to l know.
Archelon_ischyros t1_irljxlb wrote
Don't trip!
Archelon_ischyros t1_jdhnvod wrote
Reply to CBD Was Efficient In Preventing Chemotherapy-Induced Neuropathic Pain by Defiant_Race_7544
Gwyneth Paltrow: "CBD cures cancer!"