According to groundhog.org, Punxsutawney Phil is given immortality but is cursed to watch his wife age and die.[deleted] OP t1_j6yar4v wrote
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According to their formula, one sip of Elixir confers seven years of immortality and Phil gets a sip every year. So he is definitely way over saturated and could share some with the wife.
davyncarulli t1_j70ftv1 wrote
It gets even more fucked ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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