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ExaltedWithFloor OP t1_j8npi6n wrote

I still kinda want to know wtf exactly "chicken juice" is...

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Au2288 t1_j8nr5z5 wrote

Someone’s out there juicing chickens now?

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30686 t1_j8nsbop wrote

These TV station web page re-works of press releases are a joke. No effort whatsoever. Every reader of this post is asking "what exactly is 'chicken juice?'"

I wonder if they even bothered to call Fritzi Schreffler and at least go through the charade of asking.

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SketchtheHunter t1_j8nv4fr wrote

Between this and the sex doll story I'm wildly concerned rn.

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Grumpicake t1_j8o18j9 wrote

Drove right past it, I wondered what all that liquid pouring out of the trailer was…

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SprungBreak99 t1_j8o587t wrote

At least We can confirm salmonella can’t become airborne….right?

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thunderGunXprezz t1_j8o73kc wrote

"No word if there were any injuries as a result of the crash."

I mean, it kinda sounds like maybe a few chickens aren't doing so hot right now.

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shinyredumbros t1_j8pmkc6 wrote

Toxic train derailments around the country, causing ecological disasters…

…MEANWHILE, IN PENNSYLVANIA…

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Blexcr0id t1_j8w4eyj wrote

Sorry. Definitely not broth. Chicken/poultry processing facilities pack some fresh processed birds and parts in ice for transport. The ice melts, mixing with liquids from processed chicken and makes chicken juice. They cant have processed poultry soaking it the chicken juice, so all the shipping containers a perforated to drain into the trailers. The refrigerated trailers that transport processed chicken have a few drain holes in the rear that allow the chicken juice to drain and discharge to the road/ground/etc. Its gross, but not the worst of all the gross stuff that happens at poultry processing facilities.

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