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sublevelstreetpusher t1_jdngagl wrote

This will only push goat snugglers underground, to the black market of dark alleyways and sketchy barns to get their fix

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SirBobsonDugnutt t1_jdnuhlf wrote

I already put myself at risk with shady goat dealers peddling goats of unknown origin so this will only make it worse. I swear I'll quit, but right now it takes two goat snuggles just to get me to normal anymore.

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EmperorOfNada t1_jdnysk9 wrote

I lost my job to goat snuggling. The pandemic made it easy for me since I worked from home to sneak out to my local farm and just take a couple snuggles here and there. Thought it wasn’t harming anyone.

But when I returned back to the office, I couldn’t stop. I just couldn’t. I tried snuggling with other animals like dogs, cats, and birds but it just wasn’t the same. I had to have more. Eventually I was snuggling goats in the office thinking I could hide them.

Boss called me into his office and HR was there. Sent to goat rehab and eventually got clean. But then I saw them again at the Kutztown Fair this year and I lost it. This time I stopped showing up to work and was fired.

Stay away from goat snuggling, it’s a very dangerous road to go down.

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Key_Text_169 t1_jdo4t44 wrote

You three have made me laugh so hard I think I broke some ribs. I try to read your words to my wife and I just can’t do it because I start laughing so hard. It’s crazy. Thank you.

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USSBigBooty t1_jdp39ow wrote

I was in Ohio looking to get a goat snuggle fix (where it's illegal), and I wound up underneath a cvs, where they had a geriatric goat chained to a radiator. Sad stuff.

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sublevelstreetpusher t1_jdp6fdf wrote

You and your kind should be able to safely practice your craft , judgement free, in a controlled environment with professionals on hand. Not cast into the underworld like sort of leper.

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