I've said for years that Pittsburgh sucks.

I knew it.

Well, the Simpsons did go to Mr. Burns' home in '..Pennsylvania.' in an early Treehouse of Horror.

Wait...we got vampires?

Damn.

I picked the wrong supernatural beings to specialize in hunting...I went for dogmen, not vampires.

The original source of the ranking is a LAWN CARE website for some reason(marketing ploy, which hey, we're talking about them now)

https://lawnlove.com/blog/best-worst-cities-for-vampires/#rankings

The mention of ranking 4th in “vampire clubs” really needs more context. Is that club in the sense of “book club” or more like a “dance club?”

I know where I am going….totally not a Vampire I swear….