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-TheFarce- OP t1_iww69si wrote

Because what hits better than a soft pretzel and a Percocet, amirite guys?

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avo_cado t1_iwxlxvj wrote

We got two rules:

  1. don't touch my fuckin Percocets
  2. do you have any fuckin Percocets
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RP4Shee t1_ix0yqqz wrote

When it comes down to the marrow and it’s you and me kid….I will lay you the fuck out.

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wh0_RU t1_iwwyxfq wrote

Minds well call it the fountain of youth hut. That's all we need is just a pleasant name then it sounds nicer.

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busternut420 t1_iwwadm7 wrote

If I had a dollar for every small rundown PA coal town business slinging product out of it I’d be a wealthy son of a bitch.

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-TheFarce- OP t1_iwwak9h wrote

YUP

A Wendy's in my hometown got shut down for the same thing.

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GiGaBYTEme90 t1_iwwii3v wrote

My manager at subway used to sell out of there. You'd get a dime and a footlong

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SendAstronomy t1_iwxf556 wrote

The north side one had a bust a few years back. The code word was stupidly to ask for fries "extra crispy".

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MacMac105 t1_iwwllg1 wrote

State College. We used to get weed at the Subway and I heard you could get acid at the Cold Stone Creamery.

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angrywords t1_iwwripb wrote

15 years ago I regularly purchased dimes from a Taco Bell drive through. The ol’ cup of water order.

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strum_and_dang t1_iwzodba wrote

When I was in high school I used to buy weed from a chick at Dunkin donuts. It was awkward because there were always cops there.

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orangesfwr t1_iwwcrcm wrote

"Extra Salt" ~ $80.00

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Mr_Fraunces t1_iwwg45j wrote

But CVS and Walgreens can sell pretzels with impunity.

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A-e-r-o-s-p-h-e-r-e t1_iwwcp5t wrote

That’s wild even by Philly Pretzel Factory in Monroeville standards

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Boomer70770 t1_iwwf0o4 wrote

Grocery store near me did the same.

People went to the deli asking for "greenies".

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CharlySB t1_iwx2rxd wrote

14k for 240 30mg pills? Is 60$/pc the bulk price for these things these days? Seems high.

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acm8221 t1_iwyej9k wrote

I was amazed by that. What must the street value be?

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CharlySB t1_iwyx93j wrote

I’d imagine at least 10$ more per. Which is insane for a 30. Anyone addicted to these isn’t going to last long unless they are rich. No wonder so many people are on fent now. All I know is I’m glad I don’t have to worry about this kind of shit anymore.

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eaglewatch1945 t1_iwx2w09 wrote

As if Philly Pretzels aren't addictive enough!

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ChubRoK325 t1_iwynb07 wrote

$14,000 for 240 pills??? Didn’t know shit was that expensive

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NastyBass28 t1_iwyw206 wrote

That’s $58 a pill? I’m no drug addict but that seems mighty expensive…

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20mcfadenr t1_iwxw96r wrote

Their pretzels are so good, I hope they stay open

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acm8221 t1_iwyew2j wrote

Wonder how that works... he was selling out of that location and it's part of the report.

Does it get seized? Are they a franchise or anything?

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Dyne2057 t1_iwy2thf wrote

I can just see the scene now.
"Yeah, I'd like 5 pretzels, some spicy mustard, and a dimebag. Oh yeah, and some of that sweet Cinnamon Dip."

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Unique-Public-8594 t1_iwwhqe5 wrote

Quick facts:

Brian Schlagel of Murrysville, near Pittsburgh

Prescription pills

Buying: $14k at Spitzer Toyota

Selling: Philly Pretzel Company drive thru on Rte 22

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Analysis-Special t1_iwzzo9y wrote

I mean, that’s why I go to a Philly Pretzel Factory…

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Affectionate_Drop_87 t1_iwxvg63 wrote

This is why Pittsburgh doesn’t deserve the soft pretzel🤣🤣

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