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drunkmonkey176 t1_j6nmfpa wrote

For the record, republicans think 18 is too young to vote but mature enough to buy an AR or die in a for-profit war. Also, a raped 10 year old is old enough to be a mother.

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[deleted] t1_j6nndnu wrote

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gotmewrong66 t1_j6nnsvq wrote

LOL, I've gotta hear the explanation for this one

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Little_Noodles t1_j6npo57 wrote

You see, there’s a pizza basement that isn’t a basement and you can buy it on Wayfair and the basement’s name is Cynthia.

And if you subtract some of those letters (the ones that are Satan letters) and only count the Angel letters in that sentence, and then multiply the number of those letters by 48, and then repeat the resulting number in a public library while spinning in circles until you barf and fall over, you’ll fall through the trap door where I’m just hanging out, eatin’ babies and high-fiving copies of the NAMBLA magazine that all of my income goes to support.

Because that’s how we support pedophilia. It’s a way more effective way of doing it than say, eliminating and eroding age of consent laws, or making sure kids don’t get access to sex education, or making sure they can’t have discussions about consent with trusted mandated reporters in the school system.

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nesquiksand2 t1_j6noczz wrote

Qanon told him in a super secret message and only he could read it cuz he got the decipher ring from the cereal box

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The_Wizard_of_Bwamp t1_j6np78d wrote

What's the cereal called, Conspirat-O's, Propagand-O's, or Dumb Flakes?

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WeirdEidolon t1_j6nyntf wrote

This is how we know you aren't a true believer, otherwise you would know you need the decoder rings from all three to decipher Q

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Twisted-Panties t1_j6nqyud wrote

Like farting, the accusor is usually the one trying to hide their own crimes.

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